Hi I'm Velocity, and welcome to Jackassery

"Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur" (velocity860)
08/23/2014 at 20:16 • Filed to: Jackassery

Last night; driving along to go to a friend's house, my other friend in the Miata is in front of me. Bro in a Pathfinder is riding his ass, like within a foot, and my friend couldn't speed up because of the traffic in front of him.

So, my friend being the way he is, puts his brakes on to try to give the guy behind him the hint that he needs to back off. Well, he doesn't, he just starts swerving across the road.

So, my friend decided he needed to put an end to that, and stopped dead in his tracks, then floors it, lol. The bro in the Pathfinder eventually catches up to him and starts riding his ass again, and now my friend is mad.

He slams on his brakes. Pathfinder tries to get around him by going across double yellow lines around a blind corner. Genius. Miata friend speeds up and doesn't let him pass.

I honk at the Pathfinder bro and he sticks his hand out the window, either giving me the bird or giving a "wtf" signal, I'm not sure.

Well, it turns out the guy driving the Pathfinder was actually my neighbor's son. He normally drives a Saturn Ion, blasts awful rap music everywhere (so loud that even I get pissed at him), drives like a total jackass all the time, and grinds every gear he has (yes, somehow he knows how to drive manual). I've reported on him before here on oppo, when he smashed his Ion into a tree on a straight road (don't ask me how he managed that).

So, yeah. If you think that my friend is slightly at fault for stopping in the middle of the road, well, I guess you have a point, but the Pathfinder bro is the one that needs to get off the road.

Excuse the cursing, I was coming back from a football game and was in the mood to curse lol.

(The title is a reference to Jackass in case you didn't figure that out)

DISCUSSION (19)

EL_ULY > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
08/23/2014 at 20:35

yeah dude, mail that sucka and wait for eggs to be thrown

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > EL_ULY
08/23/2014 at 20:38

could mail it from an anonymous location

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
08/23/2014 at 20:44

Can you not tell his dad??

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/23/2014 at 20:49

I have no idea who these people are, and I don't really wanna tell him face to face.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
08/23/2014 at 20:53

Fair enough. Maybe send the footage to the police in some discreet way?

Shankems > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
08/23/2014 at 20:54

The Pathfinder is the biggest asshole in this video. But that Miata isn't far behind. I think you'd want to keep the video to yourself.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
08/23/2014 at 20:59

send to po-po, and also to family

Leadbull > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
08/23/2014 at 21:01

Just don't provide a return address.*

*Could be risky if you don't have numerous flash drives laying around and/or don't trust the USPS.

Aaron James > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
08/23/2014 at 21:08

Pathfinder driver clearly an angry Douchesicle.

GhostZ > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
08/23/2014 at 21:34

Moral of the story: Equip your car with an oil slick release mechanism

Kinja'd!!!

Bad Idea Hat > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
08/23/2014 at 22:02

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
08/23/2014 at 22:29

Technically the Miata would kind of be at a fault, at least in some states(Florida), for impeding traffic.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/23/2014 at 23:35

There luckily wasn't anyone behind us

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
08/23/2014 at 23:43

I was just saying indirectly that I wouldn't send it to the police for that reason.

His Stigness > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
08/24/2014 at 00:26

If he grinds every gear then he obviously doesn't know how to drive a manual.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > His Stigness
08/24/2014 at 01:28

I just meant that he can at least get the car moving lol, I didn't say he drove it well

His Stigness > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
08/24/2014 at 01:48

Lol well getting it moving is easy, you just sidestep the clutch and the car lurches forward, any idiot can do that (obviously....).

Skif6996 > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
08/24/2014 at 11:02

I hate to be "That Guy" but your friend should have just let him around. Smashing the brakes is stupid. Once the guy started driving aroud him, he should have just let him go. You never know who you're messing with...

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Skif6996
08/24/2014 at 11:25

My friend is that kind of guy though. Once he's mad, he wants to piss off the other guy as much as he can.