In which I lament the fact that

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08/22/2014 at 23:41 • Filed to: Winter, Eh?

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We are getting frost warnings here tonight.

Yes. That's right.

Canada's two months of summer are now over.

Soon to be replaced with sorrow, and the pain that is five hours of sunlight a day.

Guess I will book up my winter tire swap for some time next month.

Alternately burn my home with everything in it, book a plane ticket to a warm place and become a street vendor and/or Tsuru salesman.

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Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > crazedclay: SBC murderer
08/22/2014 at 23:43

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Well, I suppose that is one way to stay warm. Maybe Furries have the right idea, in Canada at least.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > crazedclay: SBC murderer
08/22/2014 at 23:46

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We just got our winter tires put on 2 days ago.

Which is odd, because we don't have snow for at least 2 more months.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > crazedclay: SBC murderer
08/22/2014 at 23:46

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The heat index was 107 today, the index is 92 currently. I will trade for your frost.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > crazedclay: SBC murderer
08/22/2014 at 23:46

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Come to St. Louis! We get murderous heat and ball freezing winter with everything in between! Right now at 10:46 it's 80°.

I shit you not one night it snowed like 4 inches then the next day it was in the upper 60° range.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > crazedclay: SBC murderer
08/22/2014 at 23:50

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currently here in Houston, it is 83°F (28°C).

With high humidity, the "feels like" temp is 90°F (32°C).

At night!

No breeze, air quality bad, and a shit load of mosquitoes.


Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > crazedclay: SBC murderer
08/22/2014 at 23:50

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All that and everything you own turns to rust except for Celine Dione? How do you guys do it?


Kinja'd!!! CB > crazedclay: SBC murderer
08/22/2014 at 23:51

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Whereabouts are you? No frost warnings here in Ottawa (yet), although people are already getting winter tires for their vehicles.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > crazedclay: SBC murderer
08/22/2014 at 23:52

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You're more than welcome to come down to Iowa.

We're going to be in the 90 degree area with 197% humidity for the next few days.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > crazedclay: SBC murderer
08/22/2014 at 23:54

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Where are you? I have a friend moving to Tumbler Ridge for work. Says about 500 miles (not Klicks) north of Vancouver near the AB border. No mention of winter stuff from her.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > DoYouEvenShift
08/23/2014 at 01:21

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Hold up here, we can't be sure that Celine Dion hasn't started rusting yet.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > crazedclay: SBC murderer
08/23/2014 at 10:10

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in 4 years I will buy a motorcycle and drive it 365 days through all 4 seasons as my only way of transport and will write a best seller about it.