Top Ten Most Amazing Things You Can Do In A Car

"Raphmoe" (raphmoe)
08/22/2014 at 15:46 • Filed to: None

1) Drive

2) Drive fast

3) Drive fast to another state

4) Drive fast to another state while obeying speed limits

5) Drive fast to another state while obeying speed limits and transporting perishable goods

6) Drive fast to another state while obeying speed limits and transporting perishable goods for your wife's old boss that drives a BMW 2002tii

7) Drive fast to another state while obeying speed limits and transporting perishable goods for your wife's old boss that drives a BMW 2002tii and manages a strip club in Palm Desert, California

8) Drive fast to another state while obeying speed limits and transporting perishable goods for your wife's old boss that drives a BMW 2002tii and manages a strip club in Palm Desert, California that secretly launders money for the Mexican cartels that have dealings with Peruvian socialites

9) Drive fast to another state while obeying speed limits and transporting perishable goods for your wife's old boss that drives a BMW 2002tii and manages a strip club in Palm Desert, California that secretly launders money for the Mexican cartels that have dealings with Peruvian socialites in control of the world's largest collection of vintage Volvo 240 wagons

10) Drive fast to another state while obeying speed limits and transporting perishable goods for your wife's old boss that drives a BMW 2002tii and manages a strip club in Palm Desert, California that secretly launders money for the Mexican cartels that have dealings with Peruvian socialites in control of the world's largest collection of vintage Volvo 240 wagons who react jubilantly when you deliver fresh Cronuts to them 30 minutes before the start of the Belgian Grand Prix.