![]() 08/22/2014 at 12:22 • Filed to: Keep Oppo Weird | ![]() | ![]() |
![]() 08/22/2014 at 12:23 |
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Seal of approval?
![]() 08/22/2014 at 12:26 |
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This needs a "Keep Oppo Weird" tag, stat.
![]() 08/22/2014 at 12:28 |
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THIS IS MY PARKING SPOT
![]() 08/22/2014 at 12:31 |
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An anonymous tipster told authorities the car had the bucket. It's good to see that after so many years, the searchers are still vigilant.
![]() 08/22/2014 at 12:55 |
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What are you gonna do about it, ponytail? Call the police? They won't fucking believe you.
![]() 08/22/2014 at 12:57 |
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Dispatch: Hello 911 what is your emergency
Ponytail: Hello, help! There is a seal attacking my car!
Dispatch: Where is your location? We will send a narc officer as soon as possible.
![]() 08/22/2014 at 13:09 |
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Ponytail: "Halp! My car is being chest-bumped by the Bro-King of the Sea! Dafuq should I do?"
Cops: "lol wut