I bought a thing for a dollar

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
08/21/2014 at 20:11 • Filed to: None

2004 Honda Pilot!

Achievement unlocked- invisibility.

DISCUSSION (45)

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 20:11

Does the Hoondai stay?

Brian Silvestro > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 20:12

You can live in that pretty easily.

Your boy, BJR > jkm7680
08/21/2014 at 20:13

It goes back to its korean overlords for analyzation on the driving habits of the young american male on the 28th.

Your boy, BJR > Brian Silvestro
08/21/2014 at 20:14

RIGHT?! It's way bigger than I would have thought, and also, it's got the towing package so I can tow a trailer to live in now!

Tohru > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 20:14

Damnit, Kinja. Work.

Kinja'd!!!

Jedidiah > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 20:14

My doctor told me the story of his first car.

He'd bought an AMC Javelin for $1.

Your boy, BJR > Tohru
08/21/2014 at 20:15

Kinja knows of your true allegiances. Try again.

Brian Silvestro > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 20:16

So basically a house for a dollar!

I'll give you 3 dollars for it.

Tohru > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 20:16

If you click "Expand" it shows the GIF.

Your boy, BJR > Tohru
08/21/2014 at 20:19

Ah. I made this reference during the exchange. The PO didn't get it.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 20:19

nice choice!

did you really buy it for a buck?

Your boy, BJR > Brian Silvestro
08/21/2014 at 20:20

No way, dawg. I ain't had a trade up this nice since my mom got married and we moved outta the hood.

Your boy, BJR > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
08/21/2014 at 20:23

Hahahaha "choice"

And yes. From my grandfather. He's the original owner. Right now it only has 3 issues- rear left window won't go down from the driver door switch (the switch on the rear door itself works fine), a vanity mirror lightbulb is burnt out, and the battery on the 2nd set of keys went dead from sitting on a key hook unused for a decade.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 20:30

I'd call BS until I scrolled down and saw "Grandfather."

... I don't have one. :C

Your boy, BJR > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
08/21/2014 at 20:31

Shit, dawg. Sorry man. I'm lucky enough to have BOTH grandfathers and grandmothers, and a complete set of great grandparents

Your boy, BJR > Jedidiah
08/21/2014 at 20:36

That's cool.

Ain't no 2004 Honda Pilot though!!

Tohru > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 20:40

Then he didn't deserve the dollar.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 20:42

*Achievement unlocked- mom.

FTFY

Jedidiah > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 20:42

My dad traded $20 and a stray dog for a 1968 Delmont 88 for his first car.

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/21/2014 at 20:45

#SOCCERMOMSWAG

I'm seriously considering adding soccer mom stickers "Erin- North dover cheerleading!" or stick families or some shit.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 20:45

Damn! Thy must have all started young!

Brian Silvestro > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 20:47

But mad profit doe

Your boy, BJR > Jedidiah
08/21/2014 at 20:47

Your pops had a DELMONT?! DAYUM! That's like the Scarface (Houston rapper) of slabs!

Also, dogs are maybe the 1 thing i like more than cars.

Your boy, BJR > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
08/21/2014 at 20:49

LOL, well there's a 18 year difference between my great grandmother and grandmother, 19 between grandma and mom, but then my mom broke the streak and had me at 25.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 20:51

"My child was student of the week at hill field creek middle school"

Your boy, BJR > Brian Silvestro
08/21/2014 at 20:51

Normally yeah. Wanna know something funny? I've probably been in this more than any other vehicle that has been in my family, yet have only driven it twice (at time of writing)

Brian Silvestro > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 20:51

You don't spend enough time in cars!

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/21/2014 at 20:53

"Proud mom of a TIE KWAN DO BLACK BELT FROM Iannacelli Marshal Arts"

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 20:54

Get all of the above, plus a "gas, grass, or ass" sticker, and watch people's heads explode.

Your boy, BJR > Brian Silvestro
08/21/2014 at 20:54

He said, to the man who's actual, on the books job title is "Driver"

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/21/2014 at 20:56

"We found the exact second her degenerate asshole son inherited the car"

Jedidiah > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 20:56

He had a 79(?) Cadillac Fleetwood, a 75 Olds 98 Royale, a 70 Fleetwood, a 77 Delta 88, and a 2001 Town Car limo while I was growing up. I came home from the hospital in a 93 Buick Roadmaster.

He's got a 1970 Olds 98 now, our family loves slabs.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 20:57

It actually sounds like my family. Are you from the south?

Your boy, BJR > Jedidiah
08/21/2014 at 20:58

Your dad is the man (except for the lincoln, fuck a lincoln.)

Your boy, BJR > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
08/21/2014 at 20:59

(looks back at license plate on Honda Pilot)

…..I don't think so , but not quite sure.

Jedidiah > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 21:00

It was metallic green, had american racing wheels, and had a mini bar. I watched cartoons on the tvs on the way to elementary school.

The lincoln was great.

Brian Silvestro > Your boy, BJR
08/21/2014 at 21:01