Oh God...

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 08/20/2014 at 21:04 • Filed to: Slammed Ew

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I thought it couldn't get much worse, but then I went further into the darker side of the interwebs, and I find these... -_-

Sorry to share this vomit with you all.

mXxxxXm24 /O/ /O/ > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/20/2014 at 21:06

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I hate people.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/20/2014 at 21:06

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hey that first jeep suffers from dwarfism, a very serious condition

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/20/2014 at 21:08

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Did they raise it?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/20/2014 at 21:12

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actually maybe

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/20/2014 at 21:12

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Is it wrong if I don't hate these?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/20/2014 at 21:13

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Your choice. :P

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/20/2014 at 21:13

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Is it wrong that I think that Patriot is pretty cool?

mcseanerson > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/20/2014 at 21:14

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All is not wrong in the world of strange Jeeps my child.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/20/2014 at 21:14

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No idea.

lonestranger > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/20/2014 at 21:15

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The last one is just ugly wheels on a vehicle that few Opponauts would want anyway. Blech.

The top one looks like it's a TJ body on a C4 Corvette rolling chassis. Assuming the donor chassis is from a wreck, I'm OK with this. Actually, when I think of it less as "what to do with a TJ body" and more like "what to do with a 'Vette rolling chassis" , I'm more than OK with this. It beats the hell out of those retro abominations like this .

The second one is flat-out badass.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > mcseanerson 08/20/2014 at 21:16

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I'm, okay with this.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/20/2014 at 21:16

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The choice is yours.

mcseanerson > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/20/2014 at 21:17

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There are more videos of it lifting a wheel and shooting fire.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/20/2014 at 21:18

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The Patriot was never an off-road jeep to begin with, might as well make it more streetish.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > lonestranger 08/20/2014 at 21:19

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I'd be okay with a slammed Willy. I'd imagine it looking like a 4-wheeled Morgan. :P

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/20/2014 at 21:19

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I just don't know.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > mcseanerson 08/20/2014 at 21:19

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Show me.

lonestranger > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/20/2014 at 21:21

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Found a video of it:

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > lonestranger 08/20/2014 at 21:23

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Oi! Of course it's Japan! I like stuff from Japan.

Milky > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/20/2014 at 21:36

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I don't like seeing IFS here …. I has a sad.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/20/2014 at 21:40

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BEST JEEP EVER!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 08/20/2014 at 21:41

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OH MY GOD YES!! Gimmie dat Willy! :D

mcseanerson > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/20/2014 at 21:44

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14 second mark

Fire.

Fastest car at GRM $2012 challenge autocross.

http://bangshift.com/bangshiftapex/…

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Milky 08/20/2014 at 21:46

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Me too

Viggen > mcseanerson 08/20/2014 at 22:21

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To be fair the autocross XJ was at least cool and built for a purpose, unlike these monstrosities.

mcseanerson > Viggen 08/20/2014 at 22:23

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Yeah, half of why I love it is how they built it. I want to build one for my wife in olive drab with stars on the doors.

MyNoTypyhoonIsSlow > mcseanerson 08/20/2014 at 23:39

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Every time I see this thing, I look at my 2wd 2 door 4.0 XJ and have dirty thoughts.

Philbert/Phartnagle > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/21/2014 at 05:00

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Yeah me too. Sorry K-Roll, I kind of like the first two.