Just when you thought you one what was going on...

"shpuker" (shpuker) 08/19/2014 at 12:30 • Filed to: Lifeolopnik

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Life proves you very wrong.

Girl I like shmanged my new roommate months ago, two of my friends that I didn't think even knew each other are now dating, and it is in fact possible to eat too much peanut butter.

However on a comforting note, it doesn't seem to be possible to eat too much Nutella. Score.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > shpuker 08/19/2014 at 12:32

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However on a confirming note, it doesn't seem to be possible to eat too much Nutela. Score.

I ALWAYS KNEW IT WAS TRUE

CalzoneGolem > shpuker 08/19/2014 at 12:33

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... it is in fact possible to eat too much peanut butter.

However on a confirming note, it doesn't seem to be possible to eat too much Nutela.

I refuse to believe these statements.

Leadbull > shpuker 08/19/2014 at 12:38

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Everyone's raving about Nutella to go...

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And I'm just sitting here, shoveling it into my mouth with a spoon.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > shpuker 08/19/2014 at 12:41

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For me it possible to eat too much Peanut Butter AND Nutella. Too much for me is any at all, Im deathly allergic to Peanuts and Treenuts.

Leadbull > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/19/2014 at 12:43

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They make Epi Pens for a reason.

shpuker > Leadbull 08/19/2014 at 12:44

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Nutella to go is bulshit. No one eats that little Nutella with that much cracker. Bastards

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Leadbull 08/19/2014 at 12:44

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I carry 2 plus Benadryl with me 24/7. Doesnt mean I wanna have to use it

shpuker > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/19/2014 at 12:46

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I feel so bad for you.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > shpuker 08/19/2014 at 12:46

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Ive been allergic my entire life, its no big deal

Leadbull > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/19/2014 at 12:48

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True story:

I know a guy with diabetes. He eats all the junk food he wants, because he injects himself with ungodly amounts of insulin. This kid is going to die....

Leadbull > shpuker 08/19/2014 at 12:49

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The Nutella container is only half the volume of the cracker container. It's cruel.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Leadbull 08/19/2014 at 12:49

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thats not smart, hes gonna end up in a diabetic coma and develop an insulin tolerance

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Leadbull 08/19/2014 at 12:50

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Protip: We're all going to die

Leadbull > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/19/2014 at 12:52

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I know, I've told him, and so have many others. It's like he can't beyond the present or be rational, in multiple areas of his life. I want to feel sorry for him, but I just can't.