I thought everyone might be interested in what

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
08/19/2014 at 11:21 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (15)

Party-vi > CalzoneGolem
08/19/2014 at 11:27

*furiously starts looking for yesterday's blowjob post*

*finds nothing*

le sigh

Bad Idea Hat > CalzoneGolem
08/19/2014 at 11:29

Good to know they don't like it either.

CalzoneGolem > Party-vi
08/19/2014 at 11:29

Ha! I'm sure if you sift through op's history you'll find it.

Victorious Secret > CalzoneGolem
08/19/2014 at 11:30

5,493 viewed the story about the woman who stole some MD 20/20 to see her boyfriend in jail.

So far, 83,296 have tuned in to the cartoon wieners.

In the time it took me to double-check my spelling of "wieners", the number of viewers increased to 87,124.

/cha-ching

That is all anyone should give a shit about knowing.

Jez wants equality?

Maybe stop with the Disney Dick articles and other forms of objectifying anyone. Oh wait, that clashes with the page view mandate.

As you were. Nothing to see here. Ignore any double standards.

CalzoneGolem > Bad Idea Hat
08/19/2014 at 11:30

I think it might be inherently unlikable.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem
08/19/2014 at 11:30

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CalzoneGolem > Victorious Secret
08/19/2014 at 11:31

Those views aren't from Jezzies they are from all over the Gawker-sphere now that it is in the clickbait carousel.

Victorious Secret > CalzoneGolem
08/19/2014 at 11:35

Hence the plan succeeded. Make a loaded topic you know will make some people giggle and some people say WTF, and then get it placed on that damn rotating ticker.

But hey, now that we have Jez making an article about Disney Dongs, maybe Deadspin could make an article about...nah, that would be objectifying then...

Victorious Secret > Party-vi
08/19/2014 at 11:36

/trolled