"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
08/17/2014 at 00:03 • Filed to: None
0
7|
"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
08/17/2014 at 00:03 • Filed to: None | 0
| 7 |
Forest fires!
Shitty grass due to constant rain, because we're in line with the wettest city in the U.S.!(It's Mobile)
Newer houses blocking your scenic view of the water!
Mullets!
Drunk elderly people crossing busy 4 lanes on a lawn mower!
Said murky water with obstructed house view! Bonus, one of the many military bases that make up what seems to be the hilliest and prettiest parts of the state!
But I guess there are some cool things here too.
PS9
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/17/2014 at 00:07 |
|
You could go to walmart and see mountains of flesh packed into spandex like a stocking full of cottage cheese.
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/17/2014 at 00:09 |
|
I saw a mountain in florida, near Ft. Lauderdale Airport. It was weird, looked man made
|
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> PS9
08/17/2014 at 00:13 |
|
I pay $7.50 to use the toll bridge to go to the Walmart closer to the beach, when I absolutely HAVE to go to Walmart. It is a little better.
|
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/17/2014 at 00:16 |
|
I was staying near biscayne blvd. I was going across the broad causeway at least twice daily, it was a one way $1.50 toll. I told my dad, "I dont wanna live here because you have to pay someone to go 5 blocks"
|
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/17/2014 at 00:27 |
|
The bridge to Gulf Breeze which is south of me( https://www.google.com/maps/dir/2163+… )(Not exact location, but my house is nearby and if you really want to find it, my 4Runner is in the side yard(not on streetview)in the subdivision there) leads to Walmart and dozens of subdivisions, costs...wait for it..........$3.75, one way. It is no closer to the beach due to stop lights, than if you were to take I10 to I110 into Pensacola or I10 to 87 into Navarre. Yet, some people still use, because I personally believe the Walmart in Milton is that fucking bad. The town in which I live, should be part of a Deliverance sequel. I have even named it: Deliverance: Suburban Incest.
|
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/17/2014 at 00:36 |
|
God, thats a steep toll
|
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/17/2014 at 00:40 |
|
Yes. Yes it is. And no one even knows who it is going to. The state denies it is theirs, but the county denies it as well. And it isn't a U.S. highway. It is the perfect example of Floridism. No one really knows what the fuck is going on.