Formula Oppo: The Chimay Grand Prix of The Day Spa Update x3

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
08/22/2014 at 09:16 • Filed to: FO

Hello and welcome back from your mandatory vacation, to the 12th round of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , the F1 guessing game that's taking the internet by force. This week, we're heading to the day spa for a nice and relaxing hot stone massage, beer bath, sauna session, and finally a happy ending with a facial.

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! : Daniel Ricciardo won the race and then proceeded to go down on his trophy, (I heard that he's a biter, so watch out ladies). Fernado Alonso proved that, yes, he's still faster than Felipe Massa, and placed his shit sandwich if a Ferrari in second by using nothing but the force. Lewis Hamilton held off Princess Rosberg to finish in third helping to close the gap in the overall standings.

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Spas have a history dating back to ancient Greece, where there were public and private baths. This continued on to the Romans where the baths became a place of business. The ancient baths were usually based on hot springs until the Romans used large furnaces, slave labor, and their aquaducts to make the baths on a large scale in the middle of cities. When you got to the baths, you entered into one of the three entrances, (men. women, and slaves), and went into the apodyterium to take off all of your clothes. You then went into the frigidarium or cold room for a cold bath. Then you went into the tepidarium for a warm bath before finally entering the caldarium for a hot bath. After all of that you got yourself an oil massage and scraping. By now, none of you are still reading, but we will go into the typical round of questioning. There have been a lot of upgrades developed for the cars, so will the gaps in performance be decreased? Will Lewis Hamilton follow the strong British tradition of retreating from Belgium as the Germans advance? Can McLaren win a race? Can Ferrari? Will !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! cook up his famous Belgium Colon Destroyer Awful Waffles?

As for the drivers, here they are:

Sebastian Vettel- Red Bull

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Max Chilton Alexander Rossi- Marussia

Jules Bianchi- Marussia

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Kimi Räikkönen- Ferrari

Fernando Alonso- Ferrari

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Marcus Ericsson- Caterham

Kamui Kobayashi or Andre Lotterer- Caterham

Sergio Perez- Force India

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Kevin Magnussen- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Esteban Gutierrez- Sauber

Adrian Sutil- Sauber

Jean-Eric Vergne- Toro Rosso

Daniil Kvyat- Toro Rosso

My unfortunate picks are:

1. Nico Rosberg

2. Lewis Hamilton

3. Valtreri Bottas

Q. Nico Rosberg

Curse: Adrian Sutil shall be cursed with beer shits after drinking the yeast.

You have until Q1, (Saturday 23th at 8:00 am est) to make your picks or else you get sent to the Turkish Bath.

Veel succes en geef thr frietjes

DISCUSSION (39)

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/16/2014 at 14:56

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

Q. Rosberg

kinjasignedmeout > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/16/2014 at 15:18

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Bottas

Q. Bottas

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/16/2014 at 15:26

they really had 3 different temperature rooms? I bet public bath houses today would be super civil. Pffft Lol!

(Can't post a clip of Eric Cartman's "Minorities at my waterpark" song because mobile)

Q. Ham and cheese

1. Princess

2. The biter

3. Ha Milton

Bandit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/16/2014 at 16:10

1. Ham

2. Ros

3. Vet

Q. Ros

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/17/2014 at 12:01

1. Valteri Bottas

2. Hulk

3. Massa

Q. Hamilton

Curse: Hamilton and Rosberg. They are bound to collide eventually I'm betting on this race.

Haimatox > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/17/2014 at 15:51

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Bottas

Q. Rosberg

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/18/2014 at 15:18

Rumor has it Kobayashi won't have a ticket to the spa.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden
08/18/2014 at 15:20

Thanks for the reminder editing it now.

ncasolowork2 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/18/2014 at 15:20

You might be jumping the gun. Rumor has it that Andre Lotterer will be replacing Kobayashi and Verstappen will be replacing Vergne. Not next year. This week.

ncasolowork2 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/18/2014 at 15:25

Don't forget Vergne may have lost his ticket somewhere in Paris.

For Sweden > Agrajag
08/18/2014 at 15:25

Bold

philipilihp > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/18/2014 at 16:52

1. Rosberg

2. Bottas

3. Hamilton

Q. Hamilton!

ncasolowork2 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/19/2014 at 12:04

Looks like Lotterer has been freed from his other responsibilities and will likely be racing this weekend.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ncasolowork2
08/19/2014 at 12:13

I'm still keeping it as an or just in case .

ncasolowork2 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/20/2014 at 11:52

Q: Bottas

1: Bottas

2: Hamilton

3: Massa

BansheeNornForgotHisBurnerKey > ncasolowork2
08/20/2014 at 12:13

looking forward to seeing how he'll fare

SmugAardvark > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/20/2014 at 12:39

1. Ricciardo

2. Alonso

3. Bottas

Q. Rosberg

Curse: Rosberg and Hamilton both qualify at/near the top, take each other out, and the Mercedes camp gets very heated with the quickness.

Craig Stampfli > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/20/2014 at 20:45

1. Ros

2. Ric

3. Alo

Q. Ros

Ham whines at least 3 times during the race, has an "engine" problem and DNFs.

Bonus points. Mal crashes into a ca on Lap 1.

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/21/2014 at 12:50

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Bottas

Q. Rosberg

Curse. Lotterer

asindhidude > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/21/2014 at 14:01

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

Curse : Both Force India's get ousted. Again.

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/21/2014 at 14:41

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

Bobololo23 is waiting for the FT86 to come > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/22/2014 at 08:30

1.Rosberg

2.Hamilton

3. Massa

Q.Rosberg

kinjasignedmeout > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/22/2014 at 09:27

Update x3, Chilton's back

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/22/2014 at 09:35

1. Hamilton

2. Bottas

3. Rosberg

Q. Bottas

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/22/2014 at 09:46

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Massa

Q. Hamilton

No curse.

Side note: GO ROSSI. USA! USA! USA!

Edit: Apparently Rossi isn't racing now? damn.

ncasolowork2 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/22/2014 at 09:49

You've missed the news. Rossi is out and Chilton is back in.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/22/2014 at 09:50

1. HAM

2. ROS

3. RIC

Q. HAM

No curse.

Diesel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/22/2014 at 10:03

1 Hamilton

2 Rosberg

3 Ricciardo

Q Hamilton

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/22/2014 at 13:23

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Button (WHAAAAA?)

Q. Rosberg

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden
08/22/2014 at 13:25

JEM > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/22/2014 at 14:21

1: Rosberger

2: Louie Hamsandwichilton

3: Alalalalonso

Q: Rosberger

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/22/2014 at 16:28

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Bottas

Q. Hamilton

Curse: Kobayashi gets weekend off since some German guy is apparently more suitable for the race. Now, where are my 5 points?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > KnowsAboutCars
08/22/2014 at 16:29

You don't get points for that curse.

vorspringing > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/22/2014 at 19:03

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Massa

Q. Hamilton

Curse: Chilton (boooo!)

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/23/2014 at 01:31

1. Lewis, Ham and cheese sandwich, Hamilton

2. Nico.... ,boo boo fucking who Lewis wouldn't let me by , Roseberg

3. Daniel, the women love the teeth , Riccardo

Qualifying Hamilton

Curse: I foresee vettels' mechanic leaving a spanner in the turbo after the engine rebuild .... the first DNF SHALL BE ZEE GERMAN!!!!!!