"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
08/12/2014 at 12:46 • Filed to: None
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"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
08/12/2014 at 12:46 • Filed to: None | 3
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Yesterday, I went a little overboard on the spicy food. For lunch, I had kung pao chicken from a chinese takeout joint. For dinner, I had a pizza from !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! called the Great Balls of Fire, which has meatballs, double cheese, and hot !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Example of a Great Balls of Fire pizza from the Falbos menu page:
This morning, I went to have my morning visit with the toilet, and it was...fiery. I continued to not feel so great afterwards. I called in to my office and told my admin/office manager that my stomach felt messed up. "I don't know if it's a bug or something I ate." I did not mention the kung pao chicken or Great Balls of Fire pizza.
She proceeded to check my calendar for me, and mentioned that the quarterly staff meeting planned for this afternoon had been postponed, because my boss was also out sick, due to a severe allergic reaction to a bee sting.
I then made a return visit to the bathroom.
Since then I've been bumming around on the couch with my laptop, feeling pretty much fine. Now I'm somewhat hungry, and debating whether to have some leftover pizza.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Textured Soy Protein
08/12/2014 at 12:50 |
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I almost threw up last night due to the triple whammy of mild bug symptoms, gas station fried chicken lunch, and Frito pie supper. I am so smrt.
Haimatox
> Textured Soy Protein
08/12/2014 at 12:50 |
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IT'S A TRAP! I'd post the picture if I could.
Jcarr
> Textured Soy Protein
08/12/2014 at 12:51 |
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Pepto cures all.
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Textured Soy Protein
> Haimatox
08/12/2014 at 12:52 |
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Seems like they're not quite as disabled as promised.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> Textured Soy Protein
08/12/2014 at 12:52 |
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lol really? your still thinking of eating it after all that? Do you also like punching yourself in the face?
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Textured Soy Protein
> Jcarr
08/12/2014 at 12:53 |
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I've got some Tums, should do the trick, although I mostly feel fine.
I just don't want to go into work and have to say, "I feel fine now, I took a couple big shits and that sorted me out."
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Textured Soy Protein
> OPPOsaurus WRX
08/12/2014 at 12:55 |
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Well, like Elvis, all of the offending kung pao chicken and Great Balls of Fire pizza has left the building.
S0 if I have only the pizza...
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> Textured Soy Protein
08/12/2014 at 12:55 |
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I', guessing that many of us have authorship privileges. maybe they only disabled it to burner accounts?
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Jcarr
> Textured Soy Protein
08/12/2014 at 12:55 |
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I think it would be best if you went into work and did say that.
Keepin' it real.
Manuél Ferrari
> Textured Soy Protein
08/12/2014 at 12:58 |
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Hahahaha
I've done this. My bad mix was Mexican followed with Vietnamese. Both extra spicy
We know it's a bad idea when we get the food. Spicy stuff just tastes so damn good
Saracen
> Textured Soy Protein
08/12/2014 at 13:06 |
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Dammit...I guess image uploads are still hit and miss...
http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/122878_7…
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Saracen
> OPPOsaurus WRX
08/12/2014 at 13:07 |
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I've had author priveliges for years, and it's not working for me.
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> Saracen
08/12/2014 at 13:16 |
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it was for me up until a minute ago
