Words Can Not describe the awfulness.....

"TJDMAX" (tjdmax) 08/06/2014 at 10:19 • Filed to: None

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http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/cto/459912…

How many badges does one car need?......

erikgrad > TJDMAX 08/06/2014 at 10:21

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I forgot...who makes the Cayenne?

erikgrad > erikgrad 08/06/2014 at 10:22

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...oh right, I just need to look at any surface on this car: P O R S C H E

sellphones2493 > TJDMAX 08/06/2014 at 10:26

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They're even throwing on badges from Land Rover (Sport), and Ford (the weird V8 thingy).

Of course they'd also put on that fake wood trim shit all over the interior....

treesmakewater > TJDMAX 08/06/2014 at 10:27

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are they still just a fancy VW?

E92M3 > TJDMAX 08/06/2014 at 10:29

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Someone is an ebay addict! I was really shocked to not see a spray painted engine cover.

OPPOsaurus WRX > TJDMAX 08/06/2014 at 10:31

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and here I am ready to debadge my car What was I thinking? I'm going in the wrong direction.

spanfucker retire bitch > treesmakewater 08/06/2014 at 10:34

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Sure. In the same way a 911 is just a Bug.

spanfucker retire bitch > TJDMAX 08/06/2014 at 10:36

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That guy must have the smallest penis in the entire country.

"HEY, ARE YOU GUYS AWARE I DRIVE A PORSCHE. YOU AREN'T!? WELL I DRIVE A PORSCHE. SEE? A PORSCHE. HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY PORSCHE!? SEE HOW IT'S A PORSCHE! THAT'S A PORSCHE I DRIVE. SEE? IT'S A PORSCHE!"

TheRallyStache > TJDMAX 08/06/2014 at 10:38

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I wonder if this is a Porsche.

505Turbeaux > TJDMAX 08/06/2014 at 10:39

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just in case you didnt know it was a Cayenne S...

TJDMAX > sellphones2493 08/06/2014 at 10:41

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Yea i just noticed that....so absurd...

treesmakewater > spanfucker retire bitch 08/06/2014 at 10:51

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so they don't share a lot of parts like the early 2000s models? The 911 is a glorified bug on PCP

Jon-o > TJDMAX 08/06/2014 at 10:52

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Behold the original owner!