Apparently, my neighbor has no dignity

"Dsscats" (dsscats) 07/26/2014 at 02:13 • Filed to: None

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This car has been getting worse and worse and worse the whole time he's owned it.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 02:14

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You know why he did this, right?

It was just getting too many MPGs stock. He bought it because he wanted to kill the planet and it was being too eco friendly stock!

claramag, Mustaco Master > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 02:15

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For a split second I thought the sign was a part of the dickless-mobile. Was impressed for a moment

Ike > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 02:16

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this is what i want to do with my 98 Volvo wagon

cause I have a penis! (still not very large tho...)

Also, on a side note... Plate is weird... i dont get it; and his house appears to be for sale... perhaps he spent to much money on something

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 02:16

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Photogaphy reference?

Jay Lauer > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 02:18

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I'm more angry about the X6

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/26/2014 at 02:19

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He still probably gets about the same as me :(.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 02:21

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If it was actually taken offroad, I would've be completely okay with this, because there are plenty of auto enthusiasts that like the offroad. Then I saw the Mud Grapplers and hope was lost.

jdrgoat - Ponticrack? > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 02:22

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"Nice Suburban."

GhostZ > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 02:23

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I can understand an H1, which has actual offroad capability and is a serious vehicle.

This? This is bad. Baaad.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 02:24

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Is it bad that I kinda like it?

Henry Diesel > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 02:24

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SO MANLY! URRRGGHH! *bicep flex*

Dsscats > GhostZ 07/26/2014 at 02:26

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One of my neighbors actually has a military-spec H1

Lekker > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 02:37

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Question, do you know of any bomb shleters near by? I got my flame-suit, but that won't be enough.

I kind of sort of maybe slightly like it. Except for the exaggerated bumpers... and wheels... and LED lights...damnit

RotaryLover > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 02:42

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I like it!

Soloburrito > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 02:45

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Dsscats > GhostZ 07/26/2014 at 02:49

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tehGnomeArmy > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 02:51

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At least there's that.

Blondude > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/26/2014 at 02:52

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Nope, I do too and I'm 95% sure my penis is still there.

Blondude > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 02:52

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Okay, that's pretty badass.

Dsscats > Blondude 07/26/2014 at 02:55

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It is, but it rarely moves

Blondude > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 02:56

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:(

Dsscats > Blondude 07/26/2014 at 02:58

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RIGHT!?!?!?

KillerRaccoon - Group J's Sébastien Loeb > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 04:04

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"car"

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 04:45

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They must have 3 wenises instead.

qiezi for lunch > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 06:11

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Oh look, a tiny BMW SUV-coupe-thing. Must be the new X2!!

unpredictable_swerve > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 09:31

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I kind of like this, however I have a few issues

1. Its an H2. Make it an H3T, Ram diesel, or something interesting

2. Murdered out. Yeah, that Looked like shit years ago, still does now. Charcoal would look much better.

3. Rim-tire ratio. 40"s and 22"s? No.

4. All that armor and a stock skid plate? Web wheeler.

Things I like about it.

1. Not gonna lie, I dig all the armor, especially here in the DC area.

2. Seriously, that front cage will ensure people gtfo of your way

3. Lightbars, those arent cheap and they work very well

4. Dual remote resivoir shocks. Yes.

Still,

macanamera > jdrgoat - Ponticrack? 07/26/2014 at 09:52

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***Tahoe

macanamera > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/26/2014 at 09:52

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Wait what's wrong with mud grapplers??

macanamera > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 09:53

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Everything about this is crap except those remote rez shocks. I like that.

BeholdTheCamaro > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/26/2014 at 10:50

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I almost like it but it's such a blacked-out blob that it kind of loses its shape. It's not really that bad though. I far prefer this to the chrome-covered bro trucks I see all the time around here.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 12:22

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Mother of compensation...

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > macanamera 07/26/2014 at 13:18

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A.) They are the go to mud grip for people who don't use them, only second to Toyo Open Country's. B.) They are great mud tires for the first 50% of their life, which is like 1,000 miles. C.) They are way over priced because of their lack of longevity.

ZiptieMcBumper > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/26/2014 at 15:11

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Don't you realize that you need that kind of equipment to navigate the rugged terrain of Studio City?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > ZiptieMcBumper 07/26/2014 at 15:14

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There are some amazing trails right outside Studio City. Trails that I lust after.

jdrgoat - Ponticrack? > macanamera 07/26/2014 at 15:18

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I remember parking an H2 next to a Suburban back in the day, and them lining up pretty close. The research I just did is less than decisive, however.

Howdy Harrell > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 15:59

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Honest question...

Would you rather it be stock, and the person who is enjoying it not be an enthusiast? Yes, I too agree this thing is horrid. But if there weren't people spending money on ridiculous parts for their cars, we wouldn't have anything to buy.

Sure this accumulation of parts on this specific car are bad... But does that make the tires awful? What about those light bars?

People need to be more accepting of enthusiasts... Because believe it or not, the survival of this hobby is in dire straits.

Viggen > Dsscats 07/26/2014 at 16:00

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10/10 would get it stuck

bhardoin > Ike 07/26/2014 at 23:50

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Yeah, but see on a Volvo it would be ironic, which... oh god, I'm a hipster...

George McNally > Dsscats 07/27/2014 at 19:15

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I work with a guy that has one of those.

His has never been detailed (he hoses off the mud once and awhile) and is full of dents and shredded fiberglass.

He uses it like it's supposed to be used.

Philbert/Phartnagle > Dsscats 08/02/2014 at 14:52

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And thusly is born the "Penisator!" Able to pass through numerous layers of underwear and emasculate any male within minutes!

BenLikesCars > Dsscats 08/10/2014 at 08:15

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Waiting for World War Zombies, or, if you see owner out of doors with track suit and monogrammed e-cig, keep your hands visible and move slowly and smile when he looks at you just smile and wave. And keep walking.

Tohru > Dsscats 08/14/2014 at 00:02

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worse... or better?