One last thing

Kinja'd!!! "Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
07/24/2014 at 19:10 • Filed to: None

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A friend posted this on FB....what the hell is it made out of? Mustang? No? Cortina? Now? Opel???? Anyone know?

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
07/24/2014 at 19:12

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It appears to be made from rainbows and happiness.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > CAR_IS_MI
07/24/2014 at 19:13

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No engine, no happiness!


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
07/24/2014 at 19:17

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I don't know, I think I'd be pretty fucking happy pushing that thing back and forth with a beer in my hand.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
07/24/2014 at 19:18

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It's an Opel Ascona! (or a Vauxhall Cavalier)

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Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > CAR_IS_MI
07/24/2014 at 19:18

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until you had to hit the brakes!! NO BRAKESSSS!!!!! (That feeling might be after more than a couple of beers though)


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
07/24/2014 at 19:19

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Brakes are for women...


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > Brian, The Life of
07/24/2014 at 19:23

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That's what I was thinking, but the gas cap is in the wrong place.

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Maybe it was changed mid-generation or something.


Kinja'd!!! lonestranger > Brian, The Life of
07/24/2014 at 19:27

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Dingdingding! We have a winner!

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Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Blondude
07/24/2014 at 19:28

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Missed by a generation. It's an Ascona B.

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Kinja'd!!! lonestranger > Blondude
07/24/2014 at 19:32

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Opel Ascona A ('70-'75) has a low round one, Ascona B /Vauxhall Cavalier Mk. 1 ('75-'81) have a high square one:

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Kinja'd!!! Blondude > Brian, The Life of
07/24/2014 at 19:35

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Ahh, that makes more sense.


Kinja'd!!! BrownMiataDieselWagon > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
07/24/2014 at 19:57

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It's an Opel. It would be more redneck if it was a CAMERO!!!

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Kinja'd!!! tapzz > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/24/2014 at 20:13

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An Opel Ascona B coupe is like Germany's Chevy Monte Carlo; in European terms, necks don't get much redder.

(unless you have an Opel Manta, which really is a Euro-Camaro)


Kinja'd!!! tapzz > Brian, The Life of
07/24/2014 at 20:16

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Vauxhalls were still different back then; they'd still sell you oddnesses like the Firenza "droop snoot" in the '70s

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Vauxhalls became rebadged Opels in the early '80s.


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/24/2014 at 20:44

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Jesus Christ man, how hard can it be to spell the name of your favorite car correctly? I mean, it's not like it wasn't written all over the car itself to begin with.