EW OPPO!!!

"Alex B" (alexb420) 07/24/2014 at 11:20 • Filed to: None

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What should I do? I want to kill them all. But I don't want to squish her and her egg sacs, because that's too risky. I want to vacuum them up, but then her eggs might hatch in my vacuum? What do I do?! -_-

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:22

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Take your hand and grab them and kill them by squishing them with your hand.

505Turbeaux > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:23

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fucking am terrified of spiders. Burn the whole house down.

Alex B > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 07/24/2014 at 11:23

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Haha

spanfucker retire bitch > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:23

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Fuckin' brick, dude. Get them all in one go.

Nibby > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:24

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EAT THE EGGS.

Mazarin > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:25

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Fire, and lots of it.

Jcarr > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:25

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Well, I wouldn't do this.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:25

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Grow a pair and do it.

muwenk > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:25

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http://www.amazon.com/Electric-Mosqu…

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May I suggest an electric mosquito swatter.

RazoE > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:25

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uh....bug spray?

macanamera > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:25

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Just eat them all, no way they can survive your stomach acid.

$kaycog > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:26

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Grab them with tissues and flush down toilet. That's what I do.

Alex B > 505Turbeaux 07/24/2014 at 11:26

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If money grew on trees, I would. Then I would continue to build a better house.

Do-Rif-To > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:26

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Blast it with piss!

CAR_IS_MI > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:26

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Use a torch.

CAR_IS_MI > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:27

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Spider sacs are high in protein; I suggest you eat them to gain their power.

Alex B > $kaycog 07/24/2014 at 11:28

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Good idea. I'll do this.

Jcarr > CAR_IS_MI 07/24/2014 at 11:31

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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nat…

Dusty Ventures > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:31

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The answer is:

Step 1: Spray the spider with Raid. Repeat until very, very dead.
Step 2: Take a paper towel and use it to remove the egg sacs.
Step 3: Wrap egg sacs in paper towel
Step 4: Squish (with foot, you crazy person)
Step 5: Put spider and paper towel in the trash.

Or, alternately, you can go for the quick and easy one-step option:

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:31

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thebigbossyboss > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:32

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Flame thrower. Get a lighter, and a can of axe body spray and away you go.

jariten1781 > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:33

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Leave them alone....baby killer.

ly2v8-Brian > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 07/24/2014 at 11:38

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Yeah! Like a man!

ly2v8-Brian > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:40

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Tactical orbital strike laser, it's the only way to be sure.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:41

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Spider caviar. Properly salt-cured, there's almost no chance of a thousand baby spiders hatching in your gut.

ly2v8-Brian > Nibby 07/24/2014 at 11:42

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IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED!

505Turbeaux > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:42

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money grows on insurance company trees.(..........) My god damned chicken coop is valued at $40,000 to replace, the amount of times I chucked lit cigarettes under it hoping for an inferno :)

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 11:55

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Spiders are my single greatest fear. Burn your house down. Call the Navy Seals. Move to the moon. Anything.

Also, why are you so concerned about the egg sacs? DO YOU WANT THEM TO REPRODUCE?!?!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > ly2v8-Brian 07/24/2014 at 11:56

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These other people are weak as sit and using oven mitts like little school girls. BE A MAN.

Alex B > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/24/2014 at 11:57

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No, I wanted to kill the egg sacs so there wouldn't be more in the future.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 12:00

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Try a hose.

Alex B > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/24/2014 at 12:01

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http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/victory-is-min… I got rid of them.

KMarino > RazoE 07/24/2014 at 12:03

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wkiernan > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 18:55

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If you lived in Florida aka Heat, Humidity and Vermin Hell you'd look at that spider and say, as I do, "Oh boy a spider! As everyone knows, spiders eat the other bugs. Go spider go, get all those other bugs!" and you'd carefully refrain from hurting the sweet little creature in any way.