Who doesn't love a Wet Rod?

"Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius" (rex-imperator) 07/22/2014 at 22:24 • Filed to: love-my-wet-rod

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So, you haven't spent enough money yet. You go to Vegas and by a champagne tower and the commoners gush, but the patricians scoff.

You bought the rented the whole floor of the hotel, but P Diddy didn't show like you wanted.

You put in the infinity pool but the hoochies in thongs came and left. You're so sad about it, you decide to head out onto the lake. On your rod, your Wet Rod! Every guy loves a Wet Rod. A 5.7l, V8 powered Wet Rod. Ignore me now, hoochies, I dare ya!

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Your boy, BJR > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 07/22/2014 at 22:25

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Is that……a luxury jet ski?

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Your boy, BJR 07/22/2014 at 22:26

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Why yes. Yes it is. And you aren't tanned or toned enough to ride it so don't ask.

Your boy, BJR > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 07/22/2014 at 22:27

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Nobodys gonna give a shit when i pull up to the yacht party in my $17K TAILORED SUIT.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 07/22/2014 at 22:31

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Christ, it's a jet ski. I thought it was a houseboat at first. Also, considering a normal jet ski can run up to 20 grand, $50k isn't as insanely expensive as I though it would be.

Still wickedly cool though.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/22/2014 at 22:33

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Will it ever be as cool as this? Or will it just not age as well?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 07/22/2014 at 22:34

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That's cool to, It looks like an art-deco super-Vespa, only manlier.

dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 07/22/2014 at 22:47

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http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DFk…

Needs moar Hayabusa v8

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter 07/22/2014 at 22:58

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hayabusa versus corvette power? Dunno. Could be (wait for it!)... A wash!

dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 07/22/2014 at 23:31

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I just can't understand how they managed a measly 300hp out of an LS 5.7 v8. I don't think they've ever made so little power. The 5.3s, maybe, but even the old Camaro made 350.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter 07/22/2014 at 23:35

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i suspect that if you actually order one (!!) Then they will bother to figure that crap out.