"Bandit" (2bandit)
07/20/2014 at 23:56 • Filed to: None
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"Bandit" (2bandit)
07/20/2014 at 23:56 • Filed to: None | 8
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ly2v8-Brian
> Bandit
07/20/2014 at 23:58 |
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That looks great.
Aaron James
> Bandit
07/20/2014 at 23:59 |
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I've always liked the Buick Regretta.
PS9
> Bandit
07/21/2014 at 00:09 |
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I think I know how this car happened.
"Hey, lets give Buick a sporty coupe car!" *
presents rebodied F-Body*
"That's not going to work. The F-body has rock-hard suspension, no actual space for passengers, and a useless trunk. The retirees who buy Buicks aren't going to go for that."
"Okay, we'll make it FWD-"
"FWD F-body? GTFAC"
"No, no, hear me out! We'll use a FWD platform. That will free up trunk space. It will have a V6;
adequate
power. Enough to give grandpa the sensation of speed, but not too much to scare him into a heart attack."
"What about the suspension? If we make it down comforter soft, it will wallow all over the place and won't take corners well."
"It doesn't have to take corners well. With the budget we've presented, we can make a car that just
seems
sporty, but totally isn't. The sporty pretentions will drive up the margins!"
"Hmm...that's...actually a pretty good idea..."
"Hey guys?, there's this really dangerous problem with all our cars, and I think we need to addre-"
"John, you bring that up every single meeting, and I'm sick of hearing about it. Everyone is tired of your shit. YOUR FIRED."
(Sorry Logansterno, I had to.)