Today we celebrate

"Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole" (Dukie) 07/17/2014 at 08:48 • Filed to: It's my birthday too, Hasselhoff, I'm getting old

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Today is the 62nd Anniversary of the birth of a God amongst men. A man who has captured the hearts of millions with his acting and singing prowess. Today I ask of you, Opponauts, post the pictures/videos/gifs of our one true television deity.

David Hasselhoff.

Let's get this started!!

ttyymmnn > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 07/17/2014 at 08:50

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$kaycog > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 07/17/2014 at 09:11

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He gives me the creeps.

GhostZ > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 07/17/2014 at 09:17

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Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > $kaycog 07/17/2014 at 09:19

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How dare you, miss. HOW. DARE. YOU.

Our Father, who art in Germany

Hasselhoff be thy name

Thy Trans Am come

Thy songs you sung,

on earth as it is on the internetz.

Give us this day our daily Hoff,

and forgive us our drunken videos,

as we forgive those who Hassel thee;

and lead us not into re-runs,

but deliver us from Val Kilmer as KITT.

Amen.

$kaycog > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 07/17/2014 at 09:24

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Whahaha! That is awesome! Good job!

RotaryLover > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 07/17/2014 at 10:56

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That 1/1000 done super pursuit mode on KITT. Why!???