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"Decay buys too many beaters" (decay) 07/13/2014 at 22:21 • Filed to: None

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Here is an excerpt from a conversation I had with the owner of the POS Grand Am that I accidentally found on CL last night.

Here is a link to the ad

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/cto/456719…

My issue with the ad is that it contained about 400 irrelevant keywords. Here is the conversation I had with this individual about their over use.

Me: Hello, this is the second time I've flagged your CL ad for removal. I will continue to do so until you remove all the irrelevant keywords at the bottom. Regards 3:42 PM

+19712274937: Hoe I don't give a fuck. Keep flagging it, I'm still gonna be making money. Away from me with your pathetic bitch ass life  4:01 PM

Me: Well, don't you sound like the very pinnacle of human intellect. Sorry to offend. Good luck selling your piece of shit hooptie. 4:45 PM

+19712274937: Who get anal about other peoples ads ?  Your a just a lil fuck boy who has nothing better to do. Nigga kill yourself 4:52 PM

Me: Maybe people who are interested in several of the cars listed in your keywords, but couldn't care less about your crappy little Grand Am. 4:59 PM

+19712274937: I don't care bitch boy. I'm still gonna make money. Away with your suicidal ass and you pathetic life. 5:21 PM

Me: Your ad says you are saving money for school. I can only imagine the kind of prestigious institution that would accept a person like yourself. 5:26 PM

+19712274937: I could put I'm saving money to take your bitch out just to get some neck. And people would still buy it. Just start shit but can't handle the heat. 5:34 PM

Me: English motherfucker, do you speak it? I think not... 5:37 PM

+19712274937: Who gets quotes from movies?  bitch you're stup af. 6:10 PM

Me: Wow, apparently you can read. I'm actually impressed. Please rephrase the last two words in a language other than incomprehensible fuckwit jumble. 6:17 PM

jkm7680 > Decay buys too many beaters 07/13/2014 at 22:24

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Hahaha, and it's gone.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Decay buys too many beaters 07/13/2014 at 22:25

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Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Decay buys too many beaters 07/13/2014 at 22:27

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Make another post with his picture saying all of this people won't want to buy it if they read this.

Brian Silvestro > Decay buys too many beaters 07/13/2014 at 22:27

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"lil fuck boy"

scoob > Decay buys too many beaters 07/13/2014 at 22:27

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I like how you left the guy's number on here.

Personally, I'd rather not even bother with confronting those people, but whatever floats your boat.

Bravo, anyways!

Decay buys too many beaters > scoob 07/13/2014 at 22:32

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meh, I was bored. It's not like it took me any real time or effort.

Dsscats > scoob 07/13/2014 at 22:49

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I REALLY LOVE THIS GIF

E92M3 > Decay buys too many beaters 07/13/2014 at 23:46

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You know if you check the box that says "title" it will only find ads with your search words in the title.

Decay buys too many beaters > E92M3 07/13/2014 at 23:52

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Actually, I didn't know that. Thanks!

E92M3 > Decay buys too many beaters 07/13/2014 at 23:59

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I didn't either for a long time. It really helps when your looking for an M3 but see 50 ads in the results from people selling everything from Grand Ams to Civics like this idiot.

Decay buys too many beaters > E92M3 07/14/2014 at 00:06

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I noticed that was one of the particularly bad searches