Florida

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213) 07/12/2014 at 18:08 • Filed to: Florida, weather

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Bipolar weather capital... Of the world.

GhostZ > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/12/2014 at 18:15

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Florida: Where normal crimes happen just like anywhere else, except the criminal usually has something stuck inside their anus during the crime.

PatBateman > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/12/2014 at 18:19

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Negative. Texas takes that title. I've seen my truck's thermostat plummet 30 degrees in 30 seconds. Just today, my wife was caught in a torrential downpour thunderstorm 10 miles from my house. It's been sunny all day at the homestead.

Texas: if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes; it'll change.

:)

Brian Silvestro > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/12/2014 at 18:31

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Stereotypical "get out of Florida" comment.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > GhostZ 07/12/2014 at 18:36

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And/or they are masturbating.

wkiernan > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/12/2014 at 19:25

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Plenty of Opponauts in Florida, I think; e.g. I'm pretty sure the Arch Duke lives in Tampa. Where are you at?

I was out in my yard in sunny/cloudy Lutz replacing the alternator today, and the whole time the sky was all "can't make up my mind" like that and I was expecting to get rained out, but I got lucky and I could see it rained over there (points) and over there (turns, points) but for the entire duration of the repair it didn't rain here (points straight down). But looking out the window I'd say it'll be pouring down here in the next five minutes.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > wkiernan 07/12/2014 at 21:25

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Theres a few of us here, but not many near me! :(

I'm down in Venice, North of Fort Myers South of Sarasota (which is South of you)

It does that all the time by me, the neighbor's house gets poured on, but our house stays dry.

I work at Publix so Im out getting carts all the time. So its really dun trying to predict weather!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/13/2014 at 23:56

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Every day at about noon you get 20 minutes of the worst rain you have ever experienced in your life and then suddenly the sun is back out and everything is normal again.