Find The Best Caddy Slab

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 07/11/2014 at 18:13 • Filed to: slab

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Last night on the FB OppositeTalk page, our dear Benjamin "Caddy4Lyph" Rolland was searching for a Slab Cadillac on Craigslist. There were some colorful suggestions by a couple of people (including Stef), but there should be MOAR. Find B. Roll his dream Slab in Cadillac form.

Points for outrageous sayings in the trunk.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PatBateman 07/11/2014 at 18:15

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Because no car, especially a classic Cadillac, should ever be subjected to such indignity.

PS9 > PatBateman 07/11/2014 at 18:17

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Why? Who would be able to watch these?

PatBateman > PS9 07/11/2014 at 18:18

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The people driving behind you! DUH!

jkm7680 > PatBateman 07/11/2014 at 18:19

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This one right here.

PS9 > PatBateman 07/11/2014 at 18:20

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Wouldn't the screens be too tiny to see anything then?

PatBateman > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/11/2014 at 18:20

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That's why most Slabs are 80's Cadillacs/cars.

EL_ULY > PatBateman 07/11/2014 at 18:20

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Benjamin (3rd coast balla sippin syrup) Rolland bait

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4551973836…

PatBateman > jkm7680 07/11/2014 at 18:21

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AAAWWWEEE YEEEAAAAHHH...

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PatBateman 07/11/2014 at 18:21

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True. not really classic. Mostly crap-tastic (don't kill me Rolland).

PatBateman > PS9 07/11/2014 at 18:21

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That's not the point.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PatBateman 07/11/2014 at 18:22

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Ummm...tv screens in the rear headrests?

EL_ULY > PS9 07/11/2014 at 18:22

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H8R Vision fu!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > jkm7680 07/11/2014 at 18:23

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Elderly ratchet people?

PatBateman > EL_ULY 07/11/2014 at 18:23

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That is one long ass car.

PatBateman > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/11/2014 at 18:24

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Craptastic could be one way to describe these marvels of technology.

PS9 > PatBateman 07/11/2014 at 18:24

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THERE IS NO POINT TO THIS MADNESS

EL_ULY > PatBateman 07/11/2014 at 18:28

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Candy paint with mural including nalgas. Google nalgas :]

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4530558167…

PatBateman > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/11/2014 at 18:28

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Yes.

PatBateman > PS9 07/11/2014 at 18:29

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Correct.

PS9 > jkm7680 07/11/2014 at 18:30

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sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PatBateman 07/11/2014 at 18:30

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Alrighty then.

HammerheadFistpunch > PatBateman 07/11/2014 at 18:30

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jkm7680 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/11/2014 at 18:32

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I presume so, Agatha and Henry didn't just want to move to Florida in a plain old Caddy DTS. They needed some style, finesse, and had to show off that they hated on too many violent youths who tread on their lawns.

jkm7680 > PS9 07/11/2014 at 18:38

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That's what is should say in the trunk lid.

PatBateman > EL_ULY 07/11/2014 at 18:53

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The mural really brings the car together.

PS9 > EL_ULY 07/11/2014 at 19:10

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NO NAMES GUEY! Nunca nalgas en la carro! Side-butt doesn't count!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > EL_ULY 07/11/2014 at 19:23

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He hates Lincolns

EL_ULY > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/11/2014 at 19:41

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well then that fu ain't from the hood

DuckDraper > PatBateman 07/11/2014 at 19:48

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I am winrar

PatBateman > DuckDraper 07/11/2014 at 21:08

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I can barely tell what I'm looking at.

DuckDraper > PatBateman 07/11/2014 at 21:14

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I think that might be the point haha.

Your boy, BJR > PS9 07/11/2014 at 21:26

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Because why do it if you don't over do it?

Your boy, BJR > EL_ULY 07/11/2014 at 21:48

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I hate lincolns because everyone knows that although Lincoln may be all about dead presidents, Cadillac is the true king of cars.

Your boy, BJR > EL_ULY 07/11/2014 at 21:49

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You get points for the wire wheels, boatiness, and general awesomeness of the car.

All those points are negated by the fact that it's a lincoln.

Your boy, BJR > DuckDraper 07/11/2014 at 21:49

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You are. that thing is amazing.

Your boy, BJR > PatBateman 07/11/2014 at 21:50

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Clearly it's a transformer halfway through transformation.

DuckDraper > Your boy, BJR 07/11/2014 at 22:25

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R.I.P Kippi doe...

Your boy, BJR > DuckDraper 07/11/2014 at 22:37

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*pours out a little olde english*

Miss ya, Kippi.

DuckDraper > Your boy, BJR 07/11/2014 at 22:48

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Hold up I think I found a short video of this car on donk snob.

Your boy, BJR > DuckDraper 07/11/2014 at 22:53

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IT'S GOT A SWANGA ON THE GRILLE!

DuckDraper > Your boy, BJR 07/11/2014 at 22:55

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For pedestrian safety of course.

EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR 07/11/2014 at 23:04

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FYI Buicks outnumber Caddys 2 to 1 here in Screwston fa sho. Shit main, dem Tahoes running them streets round here in da NAWF.

Buick

Imapala

Tahoe/Escalade

Caddy

Panther

Pontiac

Your boy, BJR > EL_ULY 07/11/2014 at 23:37

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Not everyone can push a caddy. some foos gotta rock the chevy and the buick.