Saw this the other night.

"Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert" (joshuagilbert) 07/11/2014 at 13:07 • Filed to: None

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So I pulled into my local golfing range yesterday.

Saw some bros trying to get their Honda Element fixed. Dark green. I4 iVtech Manual. I know this because one of my best friends drives one. However I did not approach the bros because what they did put me off. They were hitting the radiator? Manifold? Driving belt? With a putter.... The three of them were crowded around the open hood giving a beat-down like a gang giving an initiation...to an engine.

They pulled the car into the range, got out of it, opened the hood, began their procedure, stopped, looked at engine, moved car, moved it again, repeat. So it belonged to one of them, at least.

Gentlemen, how does one fix a car by hitting it with a golf club? I don't know how. What is this? Any ideas on what they could've been doing?

jkm7680 > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/11/2014 at 13:08

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Vandalizing.

Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert > jkm7680 07/11/2014 at 13:09

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They pulled the car into the range, got out of it, opened the hood, began their procedure, stopped, looked at engine, moved car, moved it again, repeat.

Frank Grimes > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/11/2014 at 13:11

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carb conversion with a stuck float?

trying to beat a belt back on?

idiots?

Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert > Frank Grimes 07/11/2014 at 13:15

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Maybe #2

Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert > Frank Grimes 07/11/2014 at 13:15

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But let's be real, #3 in all cases.

ly2v8-Brian > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/11/2014 at 13:16

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the technical term is percussive maintenence

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/11/2014 at 13:19

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But it works...

jkm7680 > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/11/2014 at 13:23

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That's fucking strrange, Haha.

Drugs???

WolfmanJimCBW > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/11/2014 at 13:27

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Not to say they were doing any good, but when in high school my friends and I always said that Colonel, my SAI, always fixed things with a hammer. He literally had a drawer in his toolbox specifically for hammers.

One day we were getting ready to go to a rifle meet and the battery in the car was dead. He took a hammer from the trunk, opened the hood, and just hit the battery with the hammer and it cranked. The battery terminal did not even look like it was loose before he hit it.

MonkeePuzzle > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/11/2014 at 13:28

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"yeah I guess we all stole something"

"no... I stole something else"