Tipping Small Cars is Apparently a Thing

"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo) 07/08/2014 at 08:00 • Filed to: None

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I shouldn't laugh. You shouldn't either. But we all are. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! has been happening from California, to Texas, and now Utah.

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Seriously though, this is tragic. Stop giggling, you.

Anima > Alfalfa 07/08/2014 at 08:09

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Yeah, this kinda started in Amsterdam where you have the combination of lots of drunk people + lot's of smarts parked next to canals..

And I agree it really isn't funny at all.

*giggle*

Not at all!

Brian Silvestro > Alfalfa 07/08/2014 at 08:49

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I hope my car doesn't fit in that category. In America, it might...

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Alfalfa 07/08/2014 at 09:14

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Texas? Why hasn't there been a report of someone trying to tip a car, and being shot for it?

Also, notice how all the cars that are tipped don't have the insanely Germanic tilt sensors for the alarm system.

Because Daimler had to cut the cost somewhere...

The Transporter > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 07/08/2014 at 09:15

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Have you ever tried to tip a bro truck? Have you?

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > The Transporter 07/08/2014 at 09:17

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They just didn't have enough people, that's all.

Or long enough levers.

Or big enough cranes.

#ThereAreWaysToSolveThatProblem

Alfalfa > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 07/08/2014 at 09:19

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I would imagine that there is little correlation between owning a Smart and owning a gun, even in Texas.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Alfalfa 07/08/2014 at 09:33

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Probably, because most people would get something that they might be able to carry a packet of pencils in the back in Texas.

Also, I'm having a harder time than expected finding actual Orlove'd brodozers. Normally it's always after the fact when it's turned upright.

Mercedes Streeter > Alfalfa 07/08/2014 at 18:34

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Here in Illinois, hoods are seemingly unable to tip small cars (I drive a smart). So thus far my car has been shot (.40 cal bullet) and paintballed.