Every time I see "Tim Howard" I can't help thinking "Tim Hortons"

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
07/02/2014 at 11:59 • Filed to: None

I'm in the southeast, so this is a weird thing.

DISCUSSION (24)

For Sweden > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
07/02/2014 at 12:01

Everytime I travel to Canada, I feel obligated to stop by Tim Hortons, and every time I'm disappointed.

Audi-os, Amigos! > For Sweden
07/02/2014 at 12:06

Oh my gosh thank you somebody else said it.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden
07/02/2014 at 12:07

IT'S A MANDATORY GENUFLECTION TO ALL THAT IS CANADA, EH

So what you're saying is, on traveling to Canada, you suddenly feel actually obligated to do dull or routine things and spend your time in mild disappointment. ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT BECOMING CANADIAN?! Might be something in the water. Ought to get that checked.

For Sweden > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
07/02/2014 at 12:08

I need to drink more Molson and work on my passive-aggressiveness if the Canadians will ever accept me.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden
07/02/2014 at 12:11

I'm pretty sure they have secret Canada-training camps in Minnesota somewhere. Just be sure that your inflitration preparation doesn't leave you susceptible to being turned. Good luck, soldier.

Kinja'd!!!

MZR-Canuck > For Sweden
07/02/2014 at 12:13

How could you be disappointed in delicious caffeinated sugary creamy goodness that is a "
double/double"? It's much better than dunkin or starbucks. And timbits!?!...come on.

Although I am a little biased as i live and work within two blocks of 2 different timmies.

The U.S should be grateful that a little taste of Canada reaches them...

Mattbob > MZR-Canuck
07/02/2014 at 12:16

I drink black coffee, and would take dunkin over tims any day. Also tim bits? They are just donut holes. Nothing special.

For Sweden > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
07/02/2014 at 12:16

...no...not Minnesota! The Diaspora doesn't deserve Canadian meddling! WHAT IF THEY TAKE AWAY GRAIN BELT? ._.

For Sweden > MZR-Canuck
07/02/2014 at 12:18

1. A Double Double is a Hamburger sold in California and everyone knows it.

2. Tim Hortons coffee is crap and no one wants to admit it.

3. The doughnuts are meh.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden
07/02/2014 at 12:28

No, no - I mean you can train in Minnesota to infiltrate Canada, on behalf of 'Merica. It's the best place for a flanking maneuver, see? We take Manitoba and Saskatchewan through our fifth column, roll up Ontario from two fronts, Quebec rolls over like Belgium or sits the thing out, and Newfoundland sues for peace.