Oppo Confession

"Dsscats" (dsscats) 06/30/2014 at 21:58 • Filed to: None

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I don't really like the Porsche 944.

I don't think it's a good looking thing. I think the interior is kinda eh. I think the engine should have been a 6 cyl. I'm just not a fan

Have a Wraith for your time.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Dsscats 06/30/2014 at 22:00

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A 6 would have made it better or if it was rear or mid engine.

PatBateman > Dsscats 06/30/2014 at 22:00

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Obligatory.

macanamera > Dsscats 06/30/2014 at 22:01

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I just saw a Wraith. It's awesome.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > PatBateman 06/30/2014 at 22:02

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While there is a seemingly endless amount of Accord Coupe jokes, I think this is pushing it.

PheeNoIVI > Dsscats 06/30/2014 at 22:03

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I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. But that's alright I don't like rolls Royce.

PatBateman > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 06/30/2014 at 22:07

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You sure?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PatBateman 06/30/2014 at 22:08

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obligatory response to your obligatory response:

it should have been a hatch

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PatBateman 06/30/2014 at 22:10

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They both have two doors. That's where the similarities end.

Dsscats > PatBateman 06/30/2014 at 22:10

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They look nothing alike

PatBateman > Dsscats 06/30/2014 at 22:13

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THEYRE IDENTICAL!!

:)

PatBateman > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 06/30/2014 at 22:13

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I rest my case.

Delusion77 > Dsscats 06/30/2014 at 22:13

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Its interior is pretty meh considering its a Porsche but I think the exterior styling is great. I feel if anything, its not the cylinder count that is off but the fact its not flat. (since the 912 & 914 were 4 bangers after all)

Stef Schrader > Dsscats 06/30/2014 at 22:15

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Obligatory:

(Actually, for years, I called it "the ugly Porsche." Then the Panamera was built and SO stole THAT title for eternity, and I discovered the 944 was hilarious to race, so yeah.)

Kat Callahan > Dsscats 06/30/2014 at 22:16

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WTF is that? That's a Porsche? No, I don't like it either. But I'm liking that 3-series behind it.

Kat Callahan > PatBateman 06/30/2014 at 22:16

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I like this better. That grille is hideous.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PatBateman 06/30/2014 at 22:24

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These also look like an Accord coupe, now that you mention it:

desertdog5051 > Dsscats 06/30/2014 at 22:42

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Can't be everything to everybody.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > PatBateman 06/30/2014 at 22:46

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I'm sure.

Jedidiah > Dsscats 06/30/2014 at 23:18

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I don't like them either. I don't like the 928 as well.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/01/2014 at 01:05

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Wait why did you just post 4 pictures of the same Accord coupe in different colors.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 07/01/2014 at 01:06

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Why would they have made a mid or rear engined 6 cylinder 2 door 2+2 sports car when they had the 911...that's like saying the Camaro would be great except if it was smaller, lighter, had the engine pushed back, was strictly a 2 seater and was wider and lower.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment 07/01/2014 at 07:44

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I guess I just want a 911.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment 07/01/2014 at 10:51

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Because I lack imagination.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/01/2014 at 11:39

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What you did there, I see it.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 07/01/2014 at 11:40

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This is completely understandable and rational.

Delusion77 > Kat Callahan 07/01/2014 at 12:28

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Thats a Rolls Royce...