Gym Rant and Non Riced Del Sol

"M-Powwerr Drives a Ford" (straight6fun)
06/25/2014 at 00:23 • Filed to: Rants

Ok, I know I'm a guy, and I know this is a guy's locker room. I, however, don't want to see your schlong thank-you-very-much! It's always the really fat guys too. (I hope I don't offend any fat men who like to walk in the locker room naked) In other news I saw a Non-Riced Civic Del-Sol that still had the dealer plaque on it. It almost looked brand new and it had a manual. I was tempted to put a "I'm interested in buying your car" note. I didn't and with my luck some fat guy who likes to walk naked in the locker room owns it and will see this post, hack the internet and find my I.P. address, and feed me cake and make me a fat guy who walks naked in the locker room.

DISCUSSION (13)

anothermiatafanboy > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
06/25/2014 at 00:28

I am that fat guy, sir! I saw no sign telling me I couldn't put my penis in plain view. And for the record...you were impressed. Squeezing into the Del Sol isn't as easy as it once was.

M-Powwerr Drives a Ford > anothermiatafanboy
06/25/2014 at 00:31

time to buy some cake them, and let's not make this a contest

PatBateman > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
06/25/2014 at 00:35

Actually, this bothers me as well. But I'm always flashed by the 55 year old that just doesn't give a damn anymore.

You know who gives a damn, though? ME. I don't want to see your junk. If you just got out of the shower and are in the middle of changing into a pair of fresh boxers, I get it; your stuff is hanging out for a few seconds. I won't be looking. But for CHRIST SAKES, wrap a damn towel around your waist until then!!!! PLEASE!!!

Soloburrito > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
06/25/2014 at 00:37

I'm offended!

JUST LOOK AT MY PENIS!

LOOK AT IT!

M-Powwerr Drives a Ford > PatBateman
06/25/2014 at 00:39

thanks, at least someone gets it

When I see someone butt-naked I always say "another full moon"

M-Powwerr Drives a Ford > Soloburrito
06/25/2014 at 00:40

I WILL NOT!

Soloburrito > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
06/25/2014 at 00:41

Kinja'd!!!

BJohnson11 > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
06/25/2014 at 00:44

Cal Poly just got a brand new rec center, and members of the community (read: non-college students) can use it—ignore that there are other gyms in town and this one is smack dab in the middle of campus. Now thats fine and dandy, and about 95% of the time in the locker room, its college aged kids changing in their underwear.

But one day I walked in and standing on the scale (that's right in plain sight as you enter the locker room) is a naked old dude. I thought to myself, alright, one old man penis is too many for one day. Got done changing, turned around, and ANOTHER old dude was buck ass naked on the scale. 2 old dude penises is too much for any day.

M-Powwerr Drives a Ford > Soloburrito
06/25/2014 at 00:45

I literally died laughing

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
06/25/2014 at 00:54

I always knew there was a reason I don't go to the gym.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
06/25/2014 at 01:22

I've caught my fair share of dudes beating off in the gym showers. I just shower at home now.

yamahog > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
06/25/2014 at 08:22

Step 1. Be me

Step 2. Join MMA gym

Step 3. Enjoy entire women's locker room to yourself

Brewman15 > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
06/25/2014 at 09:04

Look, I get it. You have to be naked to shower and change. You're right though...it's the people that are naked for way too long and walk around naked.The worst for me was when I was changing in the locker room and some guy was walking back from the showers with his towel over his shoulder. WTF?