Feels like I am slowin' down in life...

Kinja'd!!! "StoneCold" (StoneCold)
06/24/2014 at 01:18 • Filed to: Metaphors, Actually Similies

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...like my secondaries are stuck closed, like the back pressure is too high, like the sludge is gumming up my oiling system, like my valves need adjusting, like my freeze plugs are ready to bust, like I have smog control keeping my life choked to a malaise meander.

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Energy: I lack it. :/


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > StoneCold
06/24/2014 at 01:23

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here, this'll help!


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PS9
06/24/2014 at 01:26

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Ha Ha, But seriously hes probably low on magnesium. He should eat some almonds


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > StoneCold
06/24/2014 at 01:29

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Yup. Every time I think I feel this way, something comes along to make me feel even more burned out.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > StoneCold
06/24/2014 at 01:31

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I'm pretty bummed out too right now... My headphones broke :(


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > PS9
06/24/2014 at 01:35

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Nitrous oxide: Human edition


Kinja'd!!! stuttgartobsessed > PS9
06/24/2014 at 01:42

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You're money looks funny.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > StoneCold
06/24/2014 at 07:51

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Exercise, more sleep, vitamins, and less screen time. Seriously. Do these things, and you will have more energy. If you are too unmotivated to do them, then you shouldn't complain about it.


Kinja'd!!! TwoFortified > StoneCold
06/24/2014 at 20:38

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Alas, I cannot help you with your loss of energy. Sorry.

...but call them "Core Plugs". "Freeze Plugs" is a horrible misnomer (that I recently learned about and got over).

GL with your energy boost :)