If I drive a Chevy Sonic at 761.2 mph....

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 06/19/2014 at 21:18 • Filed to: None

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...will it then be a Chevy Super Sonic?

Brian Silvestro > ttyymmnn 06/19/2014 at 21:22

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K-Roll-PorscheTamer > ttyymmnn 06/19/2014 at 21:22

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Wut?

By that logic, if I put a 1.21 Gigawatt battery in a Chevy Spark, it will then be a Chevy Super Spark.

Forgetful > ttyymmnn 06/19/2014 at 21:22

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Nope, gotta collect the Chaos Emeralds first.

oldestyoungn > ttyymmnn 06/19/2014 at 21:23

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Yes. Yes it would be.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > ttyymmnn 06/19/2014 at 21:23

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Only at sea level.

PS9 > ttyymmnn 06/19/2014 at 21:24

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The real question is how many LS1s will we have to stuff into one Sonic to find out?

ttyymmnn > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 06/19/2014 at 21:25

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Of course, and also assuming an air temperature of 59 degrees Fahrenheit (15 degrees Celsius). However, I think I would need one hell of a hill to get my Sonic up to speed. Perhaps I'll end at sea level.

Agrajag > Forgetful 06/19/2014 at 21:25

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And 50 rings.

ttyymmnn > PS9 06/19/2014 at 21:25

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At least two.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 06/19/2014 at 21:26

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All of them.

twinturbobmw > ttyymmnn 06/19/2014 at 21:31

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PatBateman > ttyymmnn 06/19/2014 at 21:32

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It would be a supersonic Super Sonic.

ttyymmnn > PatBateman 06/19/2014 at 21:36

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Mmmmm, Sonic.

macanamera > ttyymmnn 06/19/2014 at 21:37

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Well it's weird because technically driving below that speed (at sea level and 60 degrees) it would be a Chevy SubSonic. The current name implies you drive around at exactly the speed of sound all the time, neither above or below.

SPNKiX > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 06/19/2014 at 21:39

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this was going to be my EXACT answer...

Jayhawk Jake > ttyymmnn 06/19/2014 at 21:44

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Depends on the temperature outside...

ttyymmnn > Jayhawk Jake 06/19/2014 at 21:45

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Assuming an air temperature of 59 degrees Fahrenheit (15 degrees Celsius), of course. I took that as a given.

PatBateman > ttyymmnn 06/20/2014 at 00:01

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That would be a supersonic Super Sonic that stopped at Sonic (which would be super).

ttyymmnn > PatBateman 06/20/2014 at 07:53

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Well played.

Diesel > PatBateman 06/20/2014 at 09:01

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Wow, I was so drunk last night. And, her name is Heidi mofo!

PatBateman > Diesel 06/20/2014 at 12:02

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Is that your number? I'll kill the post if it is.

Diesel > PatBateman 06/20/2014 at 15:28

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yeah, call me again, my phone didn't catch it.