![]() 06/19/2014 at 10:12 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Why do I post on the FP?
I feel like recently every time I do, at least 8 people take my generalized comment to heart like I was speaking directly to them and telling them I hate them and hope the spontaneously combust.
It's just a comment, relax. in through the nose, out through the mouth.
Here's an R5 for your time
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WHY DID YOU POST AN R5? I CAN'T STAND THOSE CARS! HOW DARE YOU?!?!*
*Not really, I love those cars. I want. I want one very badly.
![]() 06/19/2014 at 10:15 |
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Because you're a masochist?
![]() 06/19/2014 at 10:16 |
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As much as I make fun of the French, I cannot deny that this is an absolutely glorious piece of engineering. This R5 looks like the French adaptation of a Panda Trueno, which only makes me like it even more!
![]() 06/19/2014 at 10:16 |
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I wonder why I do it as well. Someone got upset for me saying the Lancia Delta copied Ken Blocks wheels. . . I mean really? How could my comment be taken seriously?
![]() 06/19/2014 at 10:17 |
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I myself am sick of how we have to tip toe around everything we think and say.
![]() 06/19/2014 at 10:21 |
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I appreciate your front page comments, at the very least!
![]() 06/19/2014 at 10:22 |
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Frankly, I'm shocked no one has vilified me yet for saying the Ferrari pic Mate posted looked like a Corvette.
![]() 06/19/2014 at 10:23 |
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That R5 makes me VERY ANGRY. DOMESTIC COMPETITOR: I CHOOSE YOU.
![]() 06/19/2014 at 10:23 |
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I saw that and thought it was ridiculous.
![]() 06/19/2014 at 10:25 |
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wut?
![]() 06/19/2014 at 10:30 |
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I too forget for a while, and then make the mistake of posting a well thought-out comment that is immediately warped into something akin to a verbal train wreck within minutes of me clicking publish.
Then I remember that I do not like posting on the FP.
![]() 06/19/2014 at 10:45 |
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Hey! You! Get outta here! You're a FP boy now! We don't take kindly to your kind 'round here!
![]() 06/19/2014 at 10:54 |
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You sound like the people at the dragstrip!
![]() 06/19/2014 at 10:58 |
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Yupp. Exactly. I should probably go hang my head in shame for being literally the single worst person that ever was or ever will be on planet Earth.
![]() 06/19/2014 at 10:58 |
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Well. Shit happens when you party naked.
![]() 06/19/2014 at 11:00 |
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And then when you try to explain that it was a joke they get all pissed off and say things like "Why would you even joke about that" as if you just made a Hitler joke at a holocaust survivors meeting.
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There was a picture with a delta running turbofan wheel caps just like the ones every one went apeshit over when Block put them on his Fiesta. I just thought it was a little bit of silliness to state that Block was the reason those existed. . .
![]() 06/19/2014 at 11:01 |
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I tend not to do that anyways... so maybe thats the problem, but I ain't chaingin!
![]() 06/19/2014 at 11:03 |
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Doug, you might be one of the few whom actually understands this new thing called sarcasm.
![]() 06/19/2014 at 11:05 |
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Next time you go up there just put some cheap John Deer and PBR stickers on the back window and youll be all good. They will think you own either the PBR distributor or the John Deer store and they will want to be your friend. Just remember, green comes before red and PBR is the best beer known to man.
![]() 06/19/2014 at 11:10 |
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You city slickers with your eye-talian sportin' cars! Yer hardly 'Merican! Why don't you grow a pair and buy a Chevy already?
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Some people just can't deal with the fact that what they truly want is a minivan.
![]() 06/19/2014 at 11:16 |
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206 yes sure.
![]() 06/19/2014 at 11:29 |
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This is an excellent idea!
![]() 06/19/2014 at 11:31 |
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BLASPHEMY! THE 206 IS NOTHING BUT A DISAPPOINTING PIMPLE OF THE FACE OF PEUGEOT'S LEGACY—A BOIL TO BE LANCED! This. THIS. THIS IS A 205!
![]() 06/19/2014 at 11:35 |
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As long as its an 88 Grand Caravan with the turbocharged motor and a manual transmission...
![]() 06/19/2014 at 11:39 |
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Im sorry I fat fingered that and did not notice. Shall I be burned at the stake now or later?
![]() 06/19/2014 at 11:40 |
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The sentence is death by lift-off oversteer, to be carried out at such a time as the gods demand.
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In 1893 PBR won the blue ribbon award. That's good enough for me