"macanamera" (macanamera)
06/19/2014 at 10:10 • Filed to: will it knee
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"macanamera" (macanamera)
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Well, that was easy. I smell a recall.
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macanamera
> macanamera
06/19/2014 at 10:10 |
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I think I have decided to sue for 100 zillion dollars.
Takuro Spirit
> macanamera
06/19/2014 at 10:12 |
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Try it.... try it with your penis.
RacecaR
> macanamera
06/19/2014 at 10:12 |
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Why not 999 zillion?
AdmiralAkbar
> macanamera
06/19/2014 at 10:13 |
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Does that work while the car is in Drive (assuming Auto)? Or at least if you're in neutral but coasting?
Edit: maybe don't test it unless you can find a very empty parking lot.
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macanamera
> RacecaR
06/19/2014 at 10:14 |
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I have changed my mind, am now suing for 999 zillion.
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macanamera
> AdmiralAkbar
06/19/2014 at 10:19 |
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Probably not. You might have to hold the button down for a few seconds in that case.
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AdmiralAkbar
> macanamera
06/19/2014 at 10:21 |
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So if you somehow didn't realize that you were resting your knee against it?
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macanamera
> AdmiralAkbar
06/19/2014 at 10:31 |
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Like I said, I'm suing for a zillion dollars.
Alex B
> macanamera
06/19/2014 at 11:05 |
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I see a blank button...
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macanamera
> Alex B
06/19/2014 at 11:11 |
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DAMMIT
Agrajag
> Takuro Spirit
06/19/2014 at 11:54 |
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Headline tomorrow:
"Mercedes Benz Sued for Man's Penis Breaking When Attempting to Shutoff Vehicle."
When asked for comment a representive for MB replied,"What a dick."
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Takuro Spirit
> Agrajag
06/19/2014 at 12:11 |
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When asked for a comment, MB replied "usually they buy BMWs...."
oldestyoungn
> macanamera
06/19/2014 at 15:06 |
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Add the "WILL IT KNEE" tag!
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macanamera
> oldestyoungn
06/19/2014 at 15:29 |
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Done, thanks.
AMGtech - now with more recalls!
> macanamera
06/19/2014 at 23:59 |
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I knew someone was going to try this!Software would fix it. But I'm not convinced switching the key off while driving would disable the airbags on this car. The passive/active safety features are insane, and the vehicle's CAN's take a few minutes to shut down, meaning the control modules would still be awake and aware the vehicle was in motion when you realized you had shut the car off.
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macanamera
> AMGtech - now with more recalls!
06/20/2014 at 07:32 |
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I am almost positive that:
1. The car would not shut off while moving with a simple button press.
2. Wouldn't matter if it did, some type of sensor or something would realize what was happening and the airbags would still deploy in case of a collision.
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AMGtech - now with more recalls!
> macanamera
06/20/2014 at 10:36 |
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That is exactly what I mean! But I'm not about to go test it.