![]() 06/13/2014 at 21:46 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
So I went on a bike ride and ended up getting lost in a national forest. I just got out and I found out that apparently devil worshipers love to hang out there! But the good news! I recorded my entire stupid adventure and I'm going to edit it and upload it for all of you to enjoy!
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*gets popcorn* Okay, i'm waiting
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This is going to be amazing.
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How long were you lost for? It's July 3rd now.
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Is half life 3 out yet?
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What's Half Life? Obviously you've moved to an alternate dimension.
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Is Spice and Wolf widely considered the pinnacle of human accomplishment in this dimension.?
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It is our religion.
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Did you meet any nice "devil worshipers" on your adventure? Generally if they aren't in the middle of a child sacrifice they are more than willing to talk to you. They would have probably shown you the way out of the woods. . .
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Nope, and if they would of shown me out of the woods, I wouldn't of cared if they worshiped the flying spaghetti monster, they would of had my eternal gratitude.
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And you know what? I'm perfectly fine with that. From what you've told me this dimension sounds much better. I mean I bet yall don't even have the chimeras that jump in front of your car on the road.