![]() 06/13/2014 at 16:16 • Filed to: STARWARSLOPNIK | ![]() | ![]() |
...71 y.o. Han Solo !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! on a door of the Millennium Falcon...
![]() 06/13/2014 at 16:21 |
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What
I don't understand here
Ford, Fisher and Hammill are reprising the roles they played years ago? Are they supposed to be playing aged versions of their sprightly selves on purpose? Or does someone truly not understand the concept of time and its effects on the human physique? Or that how the hell are people supposed to listen to "Young" Skywalker and not wonder who is watching Regular Show on their phone instead of enjoying the movie
![]() 06/13/2014 at 16:23 |
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DAMN IT. but you should hear the rumble of his Chevy
![]() 06/13/2014 at 16:26 |
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Luke was really upset about the whole thing
![]() 06/13/2014 at 16:33 |
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Time? Time = money, which means that if you spend money, then money is flowing relative to you in a negative direction, which means that time can appear to be made to go in reverse relative to your position.
![]() 06/13/2014 at 16:37 |
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They will play a large role but their characters are probably there to guide their replacements. Know what I mean?
![]() 06/13/2014 at 16:42 |
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I'm sure that'll make sense to someone
I'm way too sober for that kind of talk right now though
![]() 06/13/2014 at 16:44 |
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So it's like what Abrams did to Spock. He's making an entire movie, nay, an entire Series out of Spocks
![]() 06/13/2014 at 16:44 |
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watch two lane blacktop. Exact same car. Lucas bought the the tlb car and had it painted. Two lame blacktop is pure big block Chevy noise porn and you can hear the M22 rockcrusher 4 speed.
![]() 06/13/2014 at 16:45 |
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errr maybe. That seems partially logical.
![]() 06/13/2014 at 16:55 |
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Will do.
![]() 06/13/2014 at 17:01 |
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Rewrite!
![]() 06/13/2014 at 18:01 |
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Airlifted for an ankle injury? Seems a bit much...
![]() 06/13/2014 at 19:29 |
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Rebuild the door out of Styrofoam. Problem solved. Also the Falcon needs to be ADA compliant.
![]() 06/13/2014 at 19:45 |
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The new trilogy is supposed to be set 30 years after the first one, so the aging will be explained.
![]() 06/13/2014 at 19:47 |
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Guess it's time to trade in the Falcon for something easier to get in and out of - you know, wider door, lower floor height, higher roof. Also, preferably in burgundy with a carriage roof.