SCREW THE MUSTANG I CONFIGURATOR'D A BUICK

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
06/13/2014 at 01:01 • Filed to: None

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Buick Verano with a V6 (haha never mind I4 it's too late for me to function), manual transmission, and all the goodies.

Dear sweet frosty Moses that is a hideous grille. Looks much better when blacked out.

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2014 at 01:02

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Verano with a V6 eh? Didn't know they could shove one in this but not the bigger Regal.


Kinja'd!!! LTK > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/13/2014 at 01:04

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That just screams generic to me for some reason.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > LTK
06/13/2014 at 01:06

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Assuming you meant to reply to the OP.

But the Verano actually looks handsome in person.


Kinja'd!!! The Transporter > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2014 at 01:07

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The Verano doesn't come with a V6. I think you mean the 2.0L I4 turbo Ecotec.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/13/2014 at 01:07

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Well, the Regal's turbo'd 4pot gets more power; 305hp and 325ftlb vs the Verano's piddly 240hp and 260ftlb (pulling numbers from my shitty memory, but I think I'm close).

Not sure I car size was a limiting factor rather than the fact the four cylinder is just *better*


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > The Transporter
06/13/2014 at 01:07

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I thought it said V6.


I might be remembering when I was configurating an Impala.

Crap. It's late.

I should sleep.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2014 at 01:09

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Regal and Verano have the same 2.0T engine. They make about 250 horsepower. Not sure about torque.

...Are you sober?


Kinja'd!!! The Transporter > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2014 at 01:10

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Personally I like the Buick grill. It looks better than the Cruze's anonymous grill, anyway.


Kinja'd!!! Garrett Davis > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2014 at 01:15

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Stop trying to make Buick happen. It's not going to happen.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/13/2014 at 06:34

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They can shove one in the bigger Regal, they've been doing it for years already. 2.8 V6 Turbo with AWD even. And a manual and an optional wagon body. They just don't sell them in the US.

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2014 at 06:40

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I'd rather have the Homie-G edition. Autozone chrome on everything, 24 inch Lexani rims, cheese grater grill, No trunk release, and hidden drug compartments.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Garrett Davis
06/13/2014 at 09:13

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Buick has already happened.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > The Transporter
06/13/2014 at 09:13

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Eh, I still think it's enormous and too bling. Looks great when blacked out, as I've seen on a few cases around here.


Kinja'd!!! Garrett Davis > duurtlang
06/13/2014 at 10:19

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Come on, GM! Ford made the right choice and gave us most of their cool European models, you need to do the same.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2014 at 13:28

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and will continue to happen


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/13/2014 at 13:30

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#buik4lyfe


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2014 at 13:38

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I wish Mercury were still here

(and don't you dare say Lincoln is Mercury, I want MY MERCURY)


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > duurtlang
06/13/2014 at 18:37

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I want the A7-esque Insignia hatchback OPC with the 2.8L SOBAD.