HELEN KELLER COULD'VE DONE A BETTER JOB

"Nibby" (nibby68) 06/07/2014 at 23:53 • Filed to: None

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OFFICIATING THE STANLEY CUP FINALS

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Nibby 06/07/2014 at 23:57

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/08/2014 at 00:00

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Because she is blind and cannot safely operate a motor vehicle?

ly2v8-Brian > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/08/2014 at 00:01

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This is not a Jezebel friendly joke.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 06/08/2014 at 00:02

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Because she's dead

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Soloburrito > Nibby 06/08/2014 at 00:02

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I always root for the refs. They never lose!

Manuél Ferrari > Soloburrito 06/08/2014 at 00:03

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Unless it's in South America or Russia. Then they might get shot

ly2v8-Brian > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/08/2014 at 00:04

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That's not the real punch line and you know it.

Manuél Ferrari > ly2v8-Brian 06/08/2014 at 00:07

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Weird they just made a Hellen Keller joke on family guy

Nibby > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/08/2014 at 00:09

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WHY NOT

Diesel > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/08/2014 at 00:10

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Because a bowling ball isn't a car.

ly2v8-Brian > Manuél Ferrari 06/08/2014 at 00:13

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I've always heard/been told the punch line as,"Because she's a woman."

For Sweden > Nibby 06/08/2014 at 00:14

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Kings locker room right now

Manuél Ferrari > ly2v8-Brian 06/08/2014 at 00:14

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Oh yeah I heard that one once

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Nibby 06/08/2014 at 00:16

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Because she's dead

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > ly2v8-Brian 06/08/2014 at 00:16

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no, its Because she's dead

Nibby > For Sweden 06/08/2014 at 00:17

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Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > ly2v8-Brian 06/08/2014 at 00:17

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its my dads joke

ly2v8-Brian > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/08/2014 at 00:17

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Both work I guess. Not my forte

boxrocket > Nibby 06/08/2014 at 08:48

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Manuél Ferrari > Nibby 06/13/2014 at 23:09

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This is happening again...

Nibby > Manuél Ferrari 06/13/2014 at 23:14

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HOLY FUCK. I watched a replay of that penalty on Zucs and that was... well, I can't put it into words.

Manuél Ferrari > Nibby 06/13/2014 at 23:16

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It was just plain wrong

The ref was probably paid off by some LA celeb who loves the Kings

Damn it

Ugh

Fuck

Nibby > Manuél Ferrari 06/13/2014 at 23:17

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This is the worst officiating I've seen in a Finals

Manuél Ferrari > Nibby 06/13/2014 at 23:19

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It seems even WORSE than the 7 game series between the Lakers and Sacramento Kings, and one of the refs from that game went to jail for altering the game for the mob

Nibby > Manuél Ferrari 06/13/2014 at 23:28

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Ugh that sounds terrible.