ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
06/05/2014 at 16:30 • Filed to: COTD

I'm seriously shocked that !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! has been this popular. COTD?! PLEASE?!?!

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DISCUSSION (26)

The Ghost of Oppo > PatBateman
06/05/2014 at 16:34

Kinja'd!!!

Roundbadge > PatBateman
06/05/2014 at 16:38

FINE, PAT. I RECOMMENDED YOUR POST, TOO.

Jeez...starved for attention much?

In all reality...I'd love one of my posts to get that much attention.

Please love me, Oppo...

MonkeePuzzle > PatBateman
06/05/2014 at 16:39

umm... doug drives a Ferrari :P

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PatBateman
06/05/2014 at 16:39

My posts, some of them, have fallen away to the "pending discussions", and have no readers, no lulz. No one knows where they are—perhaps burner ignored. I want to have time to look for my content, and see how funny I can find it. Maybe I shall find it among the blogs. Hear me, my Oppos, I am tired, and my car is sick and sad. From where the oil now drips, I will COTD no more foreve r.

MonkeePuzzle > PatBateman
06/05/2014 at 16:39

no COTD for days now... not sure that is a thing anymore :(

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MonkeePuzzle
06/05/2014 at 16:41

Matt updated on that: they're shuffling some duties around, and COTD will purportedly be back at some point.

PatBateman > The Ghost of Oppo
06/05/2014 at 16:41

Loved that evening.

PatBateman > Roundbadge
06/05/2014 at 16:42

Yeah, I have no earthly idea how I got that many likes. Kinja glitch, most likely.

PatBateman > MonkeePuzzle
06/05/2014 at 16:43

Rat bastards. Who let that go by the way side?!?!

Diesel > PatBateman
06/05/2014 at 16:44

I demand a recount. Richard Gere and a hamster is allegory gold.

Kinja'd!!!

Saracen > PatBateman
06/05/2014 at 16:44

I approve of this message.

PatBateman > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/05/2014 at 16:46

Who did you piss off on FP?

cazzyodo > PatBateman
06/05/2014 at 16:48

The thread is absolute gold.

GOLD I SAY!

PatBateman > cazzyodo
06/05/2014 at 16:52

It was a freak accident. A small unknown seed that grew into a beautiful and amazing tree. It designed itself.

Pappa is proud.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PatBateman
06/05/2014 at 16:52

Nobody *lately*. I just felt inspired to Chief Joseph a bit on the matter, since the whole initial kinjalgorithming of the place like a year ago plus burner influx burned me out on actually having any meaningful input *except* insofar as I might inadvertently piss off some dipshit out of the blue. Risk far exceeded reward, too many people trying to be king for me to have any fun or get noticed as a jester. I went too long not trying to be FP approved and out of the gray, and at this point find it hard to find it worth it, regardless of the "grayness" fiddle-faddle falling by the wayside.

PatBateman > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/05/2014 at 16:54

I didn't know we still had "grey". I think Gawker banned me, if it makes you feel any better.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PatBateman
06/05/2014 at 16:56

Well, that was what I meant: gray isn't around still, but while it was, I pulled a "fuck this" rather than trying repeatedly to get clear.

PatBateman > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/05/2014 at 16:59

The gray BS basically made a caste system on Kinja. Totally unacceptable.

cazzyodo > PatBateman
06/05/2014 at 17:07

It must have grown because you talked to it.

Plants enjoy the soothing sounds of internet lols.