"Sorry Jake, I really just don't have any feelings for you"

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 06/04/2014 at 11:27 • Filed to: None

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...so you wait two weeks to tell me this?
God dammit.
And oh gee look my ex girlfriend from two years ago who got hotter since she broke up with me just texted me. She's talking about how into me she was when we were dating. But she has another boyfriend now.
I don't understand women.
I'm going to go work on my car.
Have a picture of my pinstripes I just put on yesterday.

Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/04/2014 at 11:30

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My ex literally just did the same thing last night. Sometimes i dont understand the logic that goes through girls heads.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ 06/04/2014 at 11:34

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"I have a boyfriend, but I'm going to text my ex and tell him how hot he looked in that sleeveless shirt when we were dating. Then maybe tell him how hot I got when he posed with his shotgun.

Yeah.

That sounds like fun"

WOMEN.

OkCars- 22k Crossroads > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/04/2014 at 11:34

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Maybe this is why i dont have them as a priority anymore,

For Sweden > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/04/2014 at 11:35

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Don't try to understand anyone under the age of 30. Don't try to understand most people 30 and over.

Jayhawk Jake > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/04/2014 at 11:35

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That's okay, I don't have feelings for you either :P

Relationships suck, the key is to stop caring.

Then blow all your money on cars and toys. Get a cat, they are much easier to deal with than women

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > OkCars- 22k Crossroads 06/04/2014 at 11:36

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One of my female friends got really frustrated at me last night because she was trying to give me "girl advice" and I was too busy showing her boyfriend pictures I took at a car show.

The "girl advice" was basically just "BE MORE ASSERTIVE YOU PUSSY" which I already know, telling me *again* won't fix years of shyness and social awkwardness, thanks.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/04/2014 at 11:36

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Maybe if you stopped talking to strange men at 3am, you wouldn't have this problem!

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Jayhawk Jake 06/04/2014 at 11:39

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My cat is lying right here. He's a lazy bastard, but at least he isn't an asshole like some other cats.

And yes, relationships are annoying. Cars are much better except for when they break.

OkCars- 22k Crossroads > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/04/2014 at 11:42

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Hah somehow those words seem familiar to me.

Imirrelephant > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ 06/04/2014 at 11:43

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Your first mistake is thinking that there IS logic to this behavior.

Ilike_cougars > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/04/2014 at 11:44

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Well you fix a car and all is right in the world, you try to fix your girl its WW3, just saying.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/04/2014 at 11:58

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I'm married, I still dont understand the thought process that goes through a females head. I think its because the males' thought process is based in logic and females are based in hey look a puppy how should I do my hair i like those shoes.

RW53104 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/04/2014 at 11:58

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That's awesome. Should've done that to my Buick.

SkarTisu > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/04/2014 at 12:19

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If nothing else, be glad she was up front with you in a relatively short amount of time.

TurnDownForWatt > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/04/2014 at 12:22

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She's right. She already has a pussy, she doesn't want another one. HTFU.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/04/2014 at 14:55

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hahah... Girls.... oh man that's a fun topic :P I say talk to your old girlfriend a lot, and just bide your time until she breaks up with the guy, swoop in and win!

BTW, love the pin-stripe on the buick! it looks really mean now!

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 06/04/2014 at 15:01

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Yeah, I dunno. The way she's flirting with me while in a relationship makes me worry about what she would do if she was dating me, haha.

And thanks! I need to get some better pictures of the stripe and I have replaced all of the interior lights with red LEDs and such, so I'll have to get some shots of that as well.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/04/2014 at 17:30

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This is how I look at it: If she's flirting with you, there's something she likes about you. Take this from a guy who is in a relationship right now, and proceeds to flirt with at least 2 girls per day.

And nice! can't wait to see what she looks like in another couple of months :D

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 06/04/2014 at 18:12

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Probably covered in dirt again because keeping matte black paint clean is a BITCH IN THE ASS (yay mixing sayings)

Saracen > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/05/2014 at 12:25

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I'm in the same boat as you, buddy. Can't figure out women to save my life.