Well, I Officially Have A Sister And A Brother In-law Now

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 05/17/2014 at 00:47 • Filed to: None

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I didn't even fuck up my, completely made up on the spot, Best Man speech. This song was played at the reception. I'm slightly drunk, so I'm going to bed.

And no, I did not hook up with a bridesmaid..:(

NinetyQ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/17/2014 at 00:50

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Go and get your riot gear, swing that girlie all around. We'll be dancing on the cinders as the town is burning down!

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/17/2014 at 01:08

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Diesel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/17/2014 at 02:25

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Good call. The guilt would be ridiculous. My best man story was so sad. I didn't know she had 4 kids. Kegels work, girls make note. Still hawt. And still embarassed.