![]() 04/07/2014 at 19:57 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
The rules of this competition are simple. It must be a car, truck, or other four-wheeled civilian vehicle that is or was in series production- no one-off customs.
Prizes:
0. Being On Oppo
Have a Corvette, because MURIKA.
Worst in Show:
1 LaFerrari HotWheels
1 One-77 HotWheels
2. Second Worst in Show:
1 Lamborghini Reventon HotWheels
3. Third Worst in Show:
1 caricature/drawing of winner in whatever car they so desire.
Best in Show (or I Entered the Wrong Damn Competition):
1 full-resolution wallpaper of a Stingray Vette- my best piece of car pornography, with no strings attatched other than a CreativeCommons NoCommercial license.
Entrant Door Prize/Read to the End of the Post Prize:
Have a Camaro.
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Fiat multipla
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The SsangYong Rodius is quite god awful if you ask me.
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Fiat Multipla..... Looks like a Duck, just ew.... I can't even look at this car.
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I'll have to go with a SsangYong Rodius....looks like someone took an X6 (not a good looking car) and boxed it out
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The Prius (really pretty much all of Toyota's line) because it is a mini Aztek infused with a pretentious snobbery that is undeserved. and the interior is absolute garbage.
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I'm getting the Fiat Multipla in before anyone else can.
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Marcos Mantis because, seriously guys, what were you trying to accomplish here?
There isn't a single angle where it looks better than "cartoonishly awkward"
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Bond Minicar. Here's an idea guys! Let's make our car look like a penis.
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It isn't the ugliest but it is pretty bad
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YES SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME haha i posted the same car a minute earlier omg the ugliness
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I like that car! I've never heard of it before though
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Marcos Mantis: If Sloth from The Goonies were a car.
![]() 04/07/2014 at 20:15 |
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ITS AWFUL, LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE ROOFLINE?!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
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AWS Shopper.
![]() 04/07/2014 at 20:19 |
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shite…….is that even AH car?
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Its a favorite past time of Bugatti's too:
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This is very Korean "trying to figure it out".
That said, it may be ugly but it had potential to be awesome. I like it.
![]() 04/07/2014 at 20:22 |
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The Excalibur.
![]() 04/07/2014 at 20:27 |
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I'm just gonna leave this right here
![]() 04/07/2014 at 20:31 |
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Totally not trolling.
And definitely not being sarcastic about totally not trolling. Most definitely. Not.
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1976 Matador
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I have to say that there are a few ugly TVRs out there. The TVR "Wedges" are pretty nasty in general, but the 450 SEAC is a real eyesore:
Look at the spoiler. This is wrong on so many levels, what were they thinking?
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you shut your dirty comment hole
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What? You actually like how this car looks?
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AMC Eagle...targa. It's like a Chrysler LeBaron's shorter, fatter sister
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I like it a lot actually. It's a fine line between eccentric and ugly. This car is eccentric.
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I feel like its an X6 with a box over the coupe part. Its like someone described an X6 over the phone, then the Koreans were like "hey this isn't right. No european would ever design an SUV like this with a fastback. The person must be blind. Lets just assume it looks like this"
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If not the Aztek, It's gotta be this: Sebring Citicar
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Pretty sure all you guys just googled it..
still hard to believe these are the people the make the abarth 500 and own ferrari
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I like a lot of cars that are perceived as ugly. But this Aston is too pedestrian to be an Aston and too angular to be attractive IMO
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Toyota Previa. The most astonishing mix of boring and ugly all in one place. I puke in my mouth every time I see one of these on the road.
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Perhaps this ...
Or this ...
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I know some people around here like them, but I cannot stand the looks of the Citroen 2CV. They're beyond hideous, in my opinion.
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Y-yeah ....from an angle. After a Miami Vice fever pitch marathon. Rose colored shades indeed. Plus, wagon brah
The interior is what I call a time machine. Not one curved surface in that motherf*cker...holy shit all those buttons not likely working just made me reconsider finding one.
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AMC Pacer
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I'm ok with that. It was designed to polarise.
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The Rodius has already been mentioned, but I think the Ssanyong Actyon is worse
(the new facelift isn't so bad though)
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I think I won
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My family had two - now just one is left - 2CVs as daily driven cars. I drove countless kilometers in both of them. No, not in the 60's. I'm 30 years old.
I never liked the car. It's by far not the ugliest car ever made, but I can't stand its "cute flimsiness" and the image it enjoys here in Germany. I simply can't identify myself with it. Oh, and don't drive it when there is any head wind...
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I think the exterior is ugly but the interior is cool. Very 80s. The interior has character!
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Vauxhall Zafira
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Where do I collect my prize?
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What the fuck is that? That's the hood scoop I only ever see on otherwise stock Neons... I refuse to believe this is a real thing.
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I SAW A SILVER ONE OF THESE AT THE LEMAY. It was called "Starlett III" or something weird like that.
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I think an exception should be made for the Aurora.
Or the BB1.
Final answer: the Buick Wildcat II. Ghastly. It looks like a zombie Corvette.
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I suppose someone has to post the Pontiac Aztek, and the Fiat Multipla has already been posted
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I nominate the i3. To lazy to post a pic
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Yeah I've heard it called that too. But yeah, she's a looker
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You, sir, win, with the Buick Wildcat II. Email address?
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Sir, you can go soak your head. The T57 Teardrop is awesome, you just messed with the proportions via Photoshop.
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You, sir, get a somewhat famous No-Prize for comparing cars to Star Wars charachters.
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Hideos front, yes. Rear, no.
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Miata.
Really?
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That's actually pretty funny.... it's a really bad cartooonish car....
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That's called greebling in architectural terms, and no, it really doesn't work (yet) in cars.
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Seriously? Awesome!!! rtsmith.sea@gmail.com
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Ha, I wish I had photoshop skills like that!
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Why thank you!
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*looks up pics*
Okay, it does have one or two wrongish pieces (the side windows and bizzare fin), but overall it's pretty freakin' awesome. It's certainly not hurt by its relation to the Talbot Lago Teardrop Coupe, pictured above. By related I mean it popped up in the Google Images results for "type 57 teardrop"...
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also the most overrated car ever
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You Sir, know nothing!... Good Day...I say Good Day to you Sir!