ESSO Says, "That's not performance"

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
04/03/2014 at 23:50 • Filed to: ad watch

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Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/03/2014 at 23:56

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It's remarkable that their logo is still the same.

Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/04/2014 at 00:03

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Fill er up johnny.... and re-vulcanize my tires post haste!

Kinja'd!!! lonestranger > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/04/2014 at 00:55

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Mmmm. Dat '67 Pontiac Safari (wagon) @0:20. Since it's an ad for Imperial Oil (Canadian oil company that owns the Esso name in Canada) it must be a Laurentian or Parisienne rather than a Catailna or Bonneville.