Off Topic: Sex Ed edition

"Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager" (Nighthawkwill7) 04/03/2014 at 12:11 • Filed to: None

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Walking down the university's student center hallway when suddenly I encounter a bunch of students crowded around a kiosk about some sexual health promotion. Apparently people are swarming the stand for the free contraceptives that are being handed out. I find a gap in the crowd and try to get on my way when one of the kiosk attendants stops me.

Attendant Lady: "Would like some protection? All you have to do is sign at the table and take a quick survey."

Me: "No thanks, I'm not interested."

Attendant Lady: "Oh don't be silly, we could all use some protection."

Me: "Definitely"

Attendant Lady: "It's only a few quick questions, oh and by the way, what would you say is your preferred brand of protection?"

[Troll Mode Engaged]

Me: "Smith & Wesson"

Attendant Lady: [Puzzled Expression]

And with that I walked away, with a smirk on my face. Have an Impala SS for your troubles.

Brian Silvestro > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 04/03/2014 at 12:13

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GeorgeyBoy > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 04/03/2014 at 12:16

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These universities with their socialist population controlling agendas.

crowmolly > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 04/03/2014 at 12:18

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The whole routine is awesome.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > GeorgeyBoy 04/03/2014 at 12:20

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Some countries are actually facing crisis' due to decline in population. I'm not saying people should breed like rabbits but still.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > crowmolly 04/03/2014 at 12:23

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"video is currently unavailable"

Must be the wifi here at the university, it's probably at peak activity due to it being the lunch hour.

crowmolly > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 04/03/2014 at 12:24

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Patrice O'neal on safe sex

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 04/03/2014 at 12:24

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Very well played, sir. Very well played.

Merkin Muffley > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 04/03/2014 at 12:53

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many more countries are experiencing population explosions.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Merkin Muffley 04/03/2014 at 12:54

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That is also a severe problem.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 04/03/2014 at 13:02

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LOL