"PS9" (PS9)
03/31/2014 at 22:21 • Filed to: Humor
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"PS9" (PS9)
03/31/2014 at 22:21 • Filed to: Humor | 1
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This car looks like every small car out right now. It makes the Corolla look distinctive. It will totally blend in, and not differentiate itself from the crowd of other cars at all. For jalops everywhere it's cause to groan. For certain individuals out there though, that's great news.
As one of the beigest beige compacts that ever beiged, this car will sell a bazillion copies over the next few years (Because unfortunately for us, that is what consumers want.) That means you'll see them everywhere. Say you're in the business of transporting...things...that would be difficult to explain if you got pulled over. Valueable things that, for your safety, better damned well get to where their trying to go. Wouldn't a cloaking device be awesome? Something that would cause your car to blend in anonymously with the crowd and gain invisibility in plain sight? The next best thing is right here. As this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! you're pretty much a badge/grill swap away from what ever manufacturer you want. APB out for a late model gray chevy? Not a problem for you in your late model gray Hyundai now is it!?
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I suspect the Cruze-per-square-mile density in and around Colorado is about to skyrocket. Just pulling over a random AnyMake AnyModel won't be good enough to catch the mules anymore.
N/A POWAAAHH
> PS9
03/31/2014 at 22:26 |
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To be honest, it looks good as a Dart, and actually looks like a natural progression of it too.
Axial
> PS9
03/31/2014 at 22:27 |
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I don't actually understand the hate for this car. I think it looks attractive. Exciting? No. But ugly? People need their eyes checked.
I am actually interested in what the rear looks like. I'm actually a fan of how the Malibu looks from behind, but this car looks more like a miniature Impala. Check out those rear fender curves.
Biodegradable Wiring Harness
> Axial
04/01/2014 at 00:41 |
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It's horrible. All the most cliche styling cues lumped together into a clumsy "me too" package. Plus the bow tie is crammed far too tightly into that skinny top grille so that it looks like the owner glued it on there. Plus it's a Chevy that looks like a Ford. Horrible.
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Axial
> Biodegradable Wiring Harness
04/01/2014 at 01:01 |
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I agree that the bow-tie is crammed in too tightly, but otherwise I fail to see how it's clumsy. It works quite well with itself.