Do you even potato, bro?

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 03/31/2014 at 12:20 • Filed to: None

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What should be tempting is a 95 S500 coupe for slightly under 5 grand. Till you click and see the pictures. Not a single one is descriptive, beyond a dirty S500 coupe exists (at least 4 years ago it did), with that plate number, and it is for sale.

http://maine.craigslist.org/cto/4380227007…

jkm7680 > 505Turbeaux 03/31/2014 at 12:24

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That's the strategy to hide "Oh shit" moments. What kind of camera even takes pictures that bad? Haha

Textured Soy Protein > 505Turbeaux 03/31/2014 at 12:26

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These pictures were also apparently taken in 2010, if you believe the timestamp.

505Turbeaux > jkm7680 03/31/2014 at 12:27

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my blackberry from 2010 takes decent shots! this was like a RAZR from 06!

chuck07 > 505Turbeaux 03/31/2014 at 12:27

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I would hop on it. It has the very elusive "stwhaj" and the bullet proof glass. I am sure it is actual bullet proof and not just double paned.

jkm7680 > 505Turbeaux 03/31/2014 at 12:29

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Flip phone possibly? My old flip phone could probably do better, Haha

505Turbeaux > chuck07 03/31/2014 at 12:30

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huh really? I didnt know the coupes had any Guard options like that

chuck07 > 505Turbeaux 03/31/2014 at 12:31

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All sarcasm. And I don't think Guard made any coupes either. When they do go for sale, they are quite a bit pricier than this one.

RacecaR > 505Turbeaux 03/31/2014 at 12:33

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If I had to guess, the person who took these pictures was being kidnapped as the photos happened. They then snuck away from their captors long enough to post a "help me" for sale post on craiglists so their family/friends would know they are still alive. The photo containing the plate was just a clever way of letting everyone know it is actually this person.

That is pretty much the only explanation I can come up with as to why these pictures are just so horrible, off angle and not focused on anything in particular.

505Turbeaux > chuck07 03/31/2014 at 12:34

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haha I thought you were kidding, I should have remembered I wasnt on the FP and we can do that here without someone getting butthurt. Have some S guard!

505Turbeaux > RacecaR 03/31/2014 at 12:35

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you should be writing a novel RacecaR with an imagination like that. I think I am going to run that plate now

RacecaR > 505Turbeaux 03/31/2014 at 12:38

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The sad truth is, I used to write stuff, a lot. Not as a paying gig, but still.

505Turbeaux > RacecaR 03/31/2014 at 12:42

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you ain't dead yet. Pick it up as a hobby again, practice, become the next J.K. Rowling, buy all the cars you ever wanted, die happy. Good plan?

chuck07 > 505Turbeaux 03/31/2014 at 12:48

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Younger brother in better days.

505Turbeaux > chuck07 03/31/2014 at 12:51

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love it

RacecaR > 505Turbeaux 03/31/2014 at 14:13

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I'm all ready going to die happy, no matter what.

But yeah, I have kicked around the idea.

user314 > RacecaR 03/31/2014 at 14:26

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" Every frame of this movie looks like someone's last known photo ."