You know you want this

"Dale Franks" (DaleFranks) 03/31/2014 at 01:41 • Filed to: Craigslist

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This isn't one of the crappy H2 or H3 wannabe Hummers. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! The original. The classic military vehicle of Desert Storm, and Operation Iraqi Freedom. With the 6.2L turbo diesel. Although, having been stretched to 39' long, the off-road capability has been slightly compromised.

CRider > Dale Franks 03/31/2014 at 01:44

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Dat breakover angle... sucks

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Dale Franks 03/31/2014 at 01:48

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Although, having been stretched to 39' long, the off-road capability has been slightly compromised.

I loved that line. "Slightly" compromised. :-)

Also, have an irrational love of the H1. Stretched H1, not so much.

Simplify, then add beer > Dale Franks 03/31/2014 at 01:52

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Because nothing gives the ride comfort and low road noise you'd expect in a Limousine like an ex military Humvee!

Really wish they'd show a shot of the interior, with the massive driveshaft tunnel cutting into the cabin. Have fun climbing over that on your hens night!

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Dale Franks 03/31/2014 at 01:56

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Filing this under the folder Sheer American Opulence to show my international student friends.

Rainbow > Simplify, then add beer 03/31/2014 at 02:12

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I'm guessing the drive shaft has either been highly small-ified, or there's a central table or some seats.

Simplify, then add beer > Rainbow 03/31/2014 at 02:20

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Did a quick google, and it seems you can avoid the issue. Maybe a slight lift would fix the problem:

Rainbow > Simplify, then add beer 03/31/2014 at 02:35

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Ah, nice! I remember one time when I was little, I saw an H1 limo (who knows, maybe even the same one? It was black, and there can't be such a huge number out there) and my dad took me to look at it. While I was there, the owner and his son (who was my age, incidentally) happened to come by and let me climb inside to see what it was like. I don't remember anything except a ton of neon lights and a brand new PS2 which I wanted to play so badly, and the kid was going to pop in some multiplayer game, but then his dad said they had to get going. Apparently this was one of their private vehicles. And they used it to take just two people to McDonald's. That was probably my only chance to make a rich friend, and it's gone. D:

The Real Dacia Sandero > Simplify, then add beer 03/31/2014 at 02:36

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I bet they remove the 4wd and make it fwd. In the standard model, there's barely width for a narrow seat.

duurtlang > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 03/31/2014 at 08:07

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There's no need. This one has UK plates and is for sale in the Netherlands .

And here's a picture from Germany:

Bad taste isn't limited to Americans.

Übel > duurtlang 03/31/2014 at 12:25

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To be fair, that second one is an H2. Filthy poors.

Übel > NotUnlessRoundIsFunny 03/31/2014 at 12:33

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There's really nothing irrational about loving the H1. It's a colossal, highly capable, and ridiculously opulent civilianized military destroyer of the countryside. Hell, it can even climb up a nearly two foot vertical step. Also, it's one of the largest vehicles on the road and they only managed to make it seat 4.