What Makes a Hyper/Super Car?

Kinja'd!!! "Lets Just Drive" (lets-just-drive)
03/27/2014 at 22:00 • Filed to: None

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I've nailed it down.

A supercar is defined by not being a hypercar and a hypercar is defined by not being a supercar.

Both, however; have ADD and social psychosis.


DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Lets Just Drive
03/27/2014 at 22:03

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Kinja'd!!! puddler > Lets Just Drive
03/27/2014 at 22:03

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i'm gonna build an ultracar.


Kinja'd!!! Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez > Lets Just Drive
03/27/2014 at 22:05

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A supercar is meant to drop lap times. A hypercar is meant to drop panties.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Lets Just Drive
03/27/2014 at 22:06

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The term "hypercar" just annoys me.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez
03/27/2014 at 22:06

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I like this definition.


Kinja'd!!! Forgetful > Lets Just Drive
03/27/2014 at 22:08

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Kinja'd!!! BJ > Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez
03/27/2014 at 22:10

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I thought a supercar was supposed to drop panties and a hypercar was supposed to attract lots of dudes who know about expensive stuff and want to drive your car.


Kinja'd!!! Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez > BJ
03/27/2014 at 22:13

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Nah, bro.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez
03/27/2014 at 22:22

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Haha love it!


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > BJ
03/27/2014 at 22:23

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Lets be honest, for every pair of panties either one one drops you get a dozen dudes asking to take you to dinner for a chance to drive the car.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/27/2014 at 22:23

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Why? It seems kind of necessary to me since supercar is overused...


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > BJ
03/27/2014 at 22:24

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Hmm.

I guess it depends on where you live. A supercar would be enough to drop panties in many cities. But in Beverley Hills there are so many supercars that the gold digger girls know which cars are hypercars even if they're not into cars themselves, so you'll need a hypercar to drop those panties.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Manuél Ferrari
03/27/2014 at 22:26

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Not saying some kind of term isn't necessary - I just dislike the word itself.

Superdupercar isn't any better.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > BJ
03/27/2014 at 22:27

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Also you don't need a hypercar to attract dudes. I have a 911 and an M3. Both are total dude magnets. I rarely get any attention from girls but I often get approached by dudes when parking or getting gas...


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez
03/27/2014 at 22:29

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that....makes a surprising amount of sense


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/27/2014 at 22:30

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Ah, I see...

Lol superdupercar is kind of better.

I can't think of a good new word to use. It's a tough one.

"Megacar" would be good if it was Halloween and you were dressed up as Mega Man


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > Lets Just Drive
03/27/2014 at 22:32

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A supercar is a car with no utility that you buy when you win the lottery. A hypercar is a car with no utility that you buy when you found a tech empire or discover oil.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez
03/27/2014 at 22:32

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I'll also accept this definition. Haha!


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > BJ
03/27/2014 at 22:33

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The fact that this was posted by "BJ" just makes my day.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > puddler
03/27/2014 at 22:36

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Well, exactly!

Where does it end? How many things can we jam on to -car to create new and unnecessary descriptors?

Megacar. Gigacar. Terracar.

Some people seem pretty annoyed by this sarcastic post of mine.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > jariten1781
03/27/2014 at 22:37

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All of these are better than attempts at a "real" definition of their differences.


Kinja'd!!! puddler > Lets Just Drive
03/27/2014 at 22:41

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millicar, nanocar, picocar...

c'mon germans, where's the UUBERCAR? while trying to search for how to make the 'U' with the dots over it, I found out super is latin, and hyper is greek.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > puddler
03/27/2014 at 22:42

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I want a millicar. I'm imagining something like a limousine crossed with a millipede.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Manuél Ferrari
03/27/2014 at 22:46

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I'm going to start using superdupercar. Maybe we can make it stick.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/27/2014 at 22:49

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If we can make it stick on oppo that's a win

I support your effort. I will start using superdupercar


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Lets Just Drive
03/27/2014 at 23:04

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Hypercar is out. Superdupercar is the new OPPO-approved term.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Manuél Ferrari
03/27/2014 at 23:06

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Grassroots, baby.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/27/2014 at 23:23

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I feel like there should be a "doo-ty" in there.

Like; Superdeeduperty.