"Tim (Fractal Footwork)" (fractalfootwork) 03/21/2014 at 20:25 • Filed to: Keeping Up With The Jalopibros, OppositeLock

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Just !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! in the back of an S-Class.

SnowBallin > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/21/2014 at 20:26

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No one wears a seatbelt in the back of an S Class

Tom McParland > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/21/2014 at 20:32

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Is that a double head-rest?

Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/21/2014 at 20:34

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And, in ten minutes, we'll have an upside down S-Class.

For Sweden > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/21/2014 at 20:37

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Something something Jew in German car

Forgetful > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/21/2014 at 21:00

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This looks like a scene from the opening few minutes of a coming-of-age teen movie about a road trip on which Raph rolls a baja bug, Jason is reunited with his stolen beetle, and it all ends with Matt scoring his dream job as the editor of a reputable automotive news outlet.

Typical Hollywood stuff.

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Forgetful 03/21/2014 at 21:02

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Let's all wright a Jalopnik screenplay about the editors!

Your boy, BJR > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/21/2014 at 21:02

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Separated at birth?

quarterlifecrisis > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/21/2014 at 21:17

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There's got to be some irony in spelling the word write wright when talking about writing something, right?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/21/2014 at 21:21

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Fuck you, Raphael.

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > quarterlifecrisis 03/21/2014 at 21:28

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whoops, no I just misspelled in the moment

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > quarterlifecrisis 03/21/2014 at 21:37

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He must have been flying by the seat of his pants.

Agrajag > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/21/2014 at 22:16

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Ext. Desert
A road disappears into the horizon. An engine can be heard in the distance, and soon a car becomes visible. Closer and closer it comes until it speeds past the camera out of view. Screeching tires and crunching metal can be heard, and then the sad constant wail of the horn on a dying car. (Pan to accident) Out from the wreckage crawls Raphael our protagonist. He dusts himself off, looks to the car and gives it the "rock on" salute. Turns and walks to camera, exits right.

Title card and opening credits: JALOPNIK: ALL OUT a film by Brett Ratner

7:07 > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/21/2014 at 23:32

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I hope he watched Doug's helpful video about the S-class accouterments. I did.

The Old Man from Scene 24 > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/22/2014 at 11:52

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Fixed it.