$500 Craigslist Honesty

Kinja'd!!! "Raphael Orlove" (orlove)
03/19/2014 at 23:50 • Filed to: Found on Craigslist, DSM

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"I have a piece of shit mitsubishi eclipse rice rocket. Its got after market parts and a 4 inch ricer exhaust. Need money to fix my dirtbike. If i dont sell it im just going to probably run it over with my truck or blow it up."

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DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Raphael Orlove
03/19/2014 at 23:52

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I hope they record the BOOOOM!


Kinja'd!!! Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Raphael Orlove
03/19/2014 at 23:55

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"Ran and had all body parts when parked"


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Raphael Orlove
03/19/2014 at 23:58

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3M fenders!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Raphael Orlove
03/19/2014 at 23:58

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Honest great Ad! Also one of the funniest. This guy deserves a beer.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Raphael Orlove
03/20/2014 at 00:43

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Suddenly I'm envisioning the comedic greatness of a Ricer/JDM fanboi-themed LeMons team.

Dammit, Stef! This is all your fault!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Raphael Orlove
03/20/2014 at 07:32

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You know a car is bad, when you'd rather have PARTS for a dirt bike.


Kinja'd!!!  > Raphael Orlove
03/20/2014 at 07:42

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Seller, you are doing it wrong! Here, I fix.

"I have a mint Mitsubishi Eclipse race car. It's got rare limited edition parts and a large race car exhaust. Need money to fix my dirt bike. If I don't sell it I'm just going to keep it and take it to track days. It will pay for itself."


Kinja'd!!! fb4ever > Raphael Orlove
03/20/2014 at 11:45

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is it bad that i wouldnt mind having this thing?


Kinja'd!!! AdmiralAkbar > Dusty Ventures
03/20/2014 at 11:52

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It would need a Tofu Delivery paint job to be complete. Or just Hello Kitty.


Kinja'd!!! fb4ever > Raphael Orlove
03/20/2014 at 12:07

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is it bad i wouldn't mind having this thing?


Kinja'd!!! fb4ever > Raphael Orlove
03/20/2014 at 12:08

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is it bad that i want this?


Kinja'd!!! Maxallu > Raphael Orlove
03/20/2014 at 13:23

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LeMons racer?


Kinja'd!!! Maxallu > Maxallu
03/20/2014 at 13:31

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No, that POS is not even close to running


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Raphael Orlove
03/20/2014 at 13:46

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You see a shitty Eclipse, I see a LeMons racer...


Kinja'd!!! Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom > Raphael Orlove
03/20/2014 at 14:07

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That thing looks like it was stolen, plus the whole "Doesn't have a title and I can't get one."


Kinja'd!!! FUCKyouRAPHAEL > Raphael Orlove
03/20/2014 at 18:38

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Didn't your father write a similar add on craigslist, when he tried to sell his retarded son for 10 bucks?