Funny craigslist ad of the day

"Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom" (jeremyhampson) 03/18/2014 at 09:41 • Filed to: None

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Yes...you see this correctly...

A state-of-the-art, panty-dropping/boxers-dropping 2010 Volkswagen Jetta SE.

Here is the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Jagvar > Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom 03/18/2014 at 09:45

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What are we supposed to drop if we're commando?!

Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom > Jagvar 03/18/2014 at 09:47

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Uhh, a duece?

crown victor victoria > Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom 03/18/2014 at 09:50

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I fear we have created a culture wherein every 3rd person selling a car on Craigslist believes they have to do so in the image of the now infamous Grand Am GT.

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Some people are good at doing this, and many, many others are not but do it anyway. I think at some point you might drive customers away at the expense of seeking some kind of viral fame and success.

Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom > crown victor victoria 03/18/2014 at 09:56

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Yeah, but I mean all the cars I see with posts like these, I'm not interested in anyways, just funny to read something like that after seeing post after post saying "RAN FINE WITH PARKED NOW HAS A BLOWN WHATCYAMACALLIT AND ONLY HAS 2 1/2 TIRES LEFT"

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom 03/18/2014 at 09:58

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what if we cant?

Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 03/18/2014 at 10:01

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Then you are in trouble my find, you better god damn find something to drop!

Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom > Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom 03/18/2014 at 10:02

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Friend*

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom 03/18/2014 at 10:03

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a strangers newborn baby?

Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 03/18/2014 at 10:03

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That will work

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom 03/18/2014 at 10:04

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ok now the parents are trying to kill me do I kill them

Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 03/18/2014 at 10:26

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God damnit all I wanted was for you to drop a deuce! Start runnin!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom 03/18/2014 at 10:28

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I killed the mother and stabbed the father should I kill the cops too I am hiding in the bounty isle of walmart hiding behind the paper towel

crown victor victoria > Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom 03/18/2014 at 10:54

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Well that's the other end of the spectrum of shitty ads, I guess - the people who either don't know what the hell they are talking about or are too lazy to form complete sentences. I just want straightforward listings. I'm looking for something I need, not entertainment. Sometimes those things overlap, and great if so, but it's not required.

I've only sold two cars on CL, but both times I gave all the necessary information as succinctly as possible and included at least 6 photos. I don't want to engage in a 2-week email relationship with 10 prospective buyers, with them asking for all kinds of details I should have provided in the first place. I want to be emailed offers and work the best 3 and be done with the sale as quickly as possible.

This is mainly because CL is full of shitheads and scammers and dishonest people, and I want to avoid them at all costs. Last car I sold, I had 5 different people try to offer me MORE than I was asking for the car, which is a huge red flag.

willkinton247 > Jeremy H formerly Kalakaboooom 03/18/2014 at 13:54

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As an owner of this car, I can confirm that the 2010 Jetta SE is the most desirable Jetta of all. Completely updated interior, soft touch plastics and leather abound, IRS, 4 wheel disc brakes, and a bunch of little wonderful touches. It's legit.

As for the claims the OP is making, it has heated seats, and that's what girls love the most.

willkinton247 > willkinton247 03/18/2014 at 13:56

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I can say though, that the price is entirely CP. I bought mine with 23K for $12,500