Oppo PSA: How not to Stance your car.

"N/A POWAAAHH" (subarulove) 03/17/2014 at 18:53 • Filed to: Get Low

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Yes, those are spark plugs through the hood.

1. Do not install major electrical components outside of the vehicle.

Extremely unsafe (duh), and do you really want a homemade cobalt when it rains?

2. Do not, I REPEAT, do not use the leveler you bought at home depot to determine where your hood goes.

It's supposed to line up with your body lines, it's not a picnic table.

3. No explanation needed.

Seriously? This is a car, not a school art project.

4. Don't put fuel and starters beside each other.

Baby ferrari.

5. A roof is not a bed frame.

Wood is not an acceptable building material for cars unless you build cars in the english countryside.

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Honestly, this is the worst I've seen since the guy using bolts as camber plate spacers.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > N/A POWAAAHH 03/17/2014 at 19:03

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It's still worth a salute for just how batshit it is. This guy is thinking up horrible ideas completely outside the box. One imagines on a car designed in a perverse enough way, plugs through the hood would be admirably crazy in an aesthetic sense, rather than (like here) out of left field batshit loco. Same with the wood- somewhere a concept car is missing its (straitjacketed) creative consultant.

N/A POWAAAHH > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/17/2014 at 19:06

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The one thing people praise him for is his determination and loyalty to the batshit.

Justino6969 > N/A POWAAAHH 03/17/2014 at 19:49

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Loving those seats.

N/A POWAAAHH > Justino6969 03/17/2014 at 19:55

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Made with only the finest duck tape and grandma's lawn chair cushions

puddler > N/A POWAAAHH 03/17/2014 at 20:07

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f the haters. hahaha. i now want a front drive vw with all of an air cooled porchse engine sticking out through the firewall. cooling fan heater. ftw.

wood is an acceptable material.

build with what you've got, but do it well.

cover fail's with stickers.

MonkeePuzzle > N/A POWAAAHH 03/17/2014 at 20:51

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wonder what the crash test rating would be

Admiral Asskicker > N/A POWAAAHH 03/17/2014 at 20:55

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The tags at the bottom of the build thread are the best part:

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

N/A POWAAAHH > MonkeePuzzle 03/17/2014 at 22:06

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Wouldn't even register at the bottom of the scale.

MonkeePuzzle > N/A POWAAAHH 03/19/2014 at 12:29

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went through the whole thread a few days ago, and at one point there is a definite change where he attempts to make things better and more legitimate, but still terrible. And now, I checked back and he has deleted all his posts. Basically scrubbed his presence out of embarrassment or annoyance or something.

N/A POWAAAHH > MonkeePuzzle 03/19/2014 at 15:26

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I saw that too. He deleted like 4 whole pages.

MonkeePuzzle > N/A POWAAAHH 03/19/2014 at 15:59

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sad, I was REALLY hoping to see it drive... just would have been HILARIOUS. Or some picture of it side of the road with suspension completely snapped off

cesariojpn > N/A POWAAAHH 03/20/2014 at 22:11

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It's even worse on another forum. Their actually PRAISING this guy in building a death trap.

http://www.rat-look.com/forum/viewtopi…

N/A POWAAAHH > cesariojpn 03/20/2014 at 22:20

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That's ridiculous. Thank you for showing me that!