Anyone have any bleach?

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03/14/2014 at 11:43 • Filed to: None

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So I can wash the image of this car from my eyeballs?

"Custom" BMW on Craigslist

This thing looks like it went 10 rounds with Xzibit and the West Coast Customs crew, if they were all drunk on Everclear and each had one arm tied behind their back.


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! 'Wägen, EPA LOL > UKGTR335
03/14/2014 at 11:45

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Obligatory...

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Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > UKGTR335
03/14/2014 at 11:46

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"This thing looks like it went 10 rounds with Xzibit and the West Coast Customs crew, if they were all drunk on Everclear and each had one arm tied behind their back ." I thought that was how they do every single car they ever touch...


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > UKGTR335
03/14/2014 at 11:46

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No "M" badge? Surprised, really...


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > UKGTR335
03/14/2014 at 11:47

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The zipties on the wheel cover are a nice touch.


Kinja'd!!! UKGTR335 > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
03/14/2014 at 11:47

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Fair point.


Kinja'd!!! Where have all the lightweights gone? > UKGTR335
03/14/2014 at 11:48

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It looked good from this picture, but then it all went downhill from there.


Kinja'd!!! UKGTR335 > RazoE
03/14/2014 at 11:48

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They didn't want to overdo it apparently.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi
03/14/2014 at 11:55

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well, you wouldn't want it to slip would u?!!?!?!


Kinja'd!!! philipilihp > UKGTR335
03/14/2014 at 11:56

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BUT IT'S GOT BMW POWR!!


Kinja'd!!! UKGTR335 > philipilihp
03/14/2014 at 11:58

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Even though it's kind of lame, I was actually a little bit impressed by the vanity plate.


Kinja'd!!! Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > UKGTR335
03/14/2014 at 11:59

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I actually thought to myself "Huh, not to bad." from the first picture. Then I looked at the rest of them. Now I'm sad.


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > UKGTR335
03/14/2014 at 12:06

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There was a car pretty similar to this in Pensacola around late 2004. I wonder if it's the same one.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
03/14/2014 at 12:11

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The steering in the 2001 BMW 3-Series is so heavy the wheel cover slips. Just like the Camaro's tires!


Kinja'd!!! liquid_popcorn > UKGTR335
03/14/2014 at 12:21

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Good old Spring Hill. Glad I left for school, and will never live near there again (former Brooksville resident - family still lives there.)


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi
03/14/2014 at 12:34

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I really think he's being safe here.

Could you imagine?! A BMW driver never uses their blinker anyhow, what mayhem would ensue if they slipped in a turn!?


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > UKGTR335
03/14/2014 at 12:47

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My favorite lines are :
"Boom box for Base in trunk with amplifier."
"Over all we invested more then 20k in this car to look the way it does now."
"It does NOT have a Turbo as states on the back nor it was ever raced."
"The car was made for looks not racing."
And mostly: "All parts are stock as it came from the factory."


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > Party-vi
03/14/2014 at 12:51

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Those are carbon fibre zip ties. This guy spent $20k on this BMW to make it look the way it does!


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > UKGTR335
03/14/2014 at 12:54

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Kinja'd!!! JACU - I've got bonifides. > UKGTR335
03/14/2014 at 15:12

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"Michelin Hyrdo Edge tires". Damn where do I sign?