![]() 03/11/2014 at 18:59 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
The amount of what the fuck in this makes me sad. It was a featured special thing on the main page of ebay.
![]() 03/11/2014 at 19:02 |
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.....ebay is on acid
![]() 03/11/2014 at 19:06 |
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There is a better way! Instead of a convertible, get an M, even if you wind up buying only Ramen instead of milk, it's better.
![]() 03/11/2014 at 19:08 |
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That's what I was thinking.
![]() 03/11/2014 at 19:24 |
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There are better ways to pick up milk than in a convertible BMW, yes. However:
Let N be the set of all of ways to pick up milk. Define an operation G ( e ) on elements e of N which gives a real value monotonically related to how good of a way to pick up milk they are. Define C ( e ) to be the cardinality of the set of all elements n of N such that G ( n )> G ( e )
Let a be the element of N named "picking up milk in a convertible BMW." Let b be the element of N named "picking up milk on a bicycle."
THEOREM: C ( a )< C ( b )
Proof is left as an exercise to the reader.
![]() 03/11/2014 at 20:39 |
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up to the "There's got to be a better way..." part I thought : "That sounds awesome let's do that!" After that part I thought again and I would prefer a coupe.